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'Finally, a cable network aimed at me.'
"I've been neither a lender nor a borrower. On the other hand, I have been an idler and a tosspot."
One sloth to another sloth: 'I don't know what's wrong with me today. I just feel so alert and full of energy.'
'You've heard of a couch potato? Well he's a mouse potato.'
"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."
Man lies sleeping and dribbling. Son says: 'My Dad likes to live every day as if it's his last.'
'Sloth? We prefer Creature of Persistent Inactivity.'
Slob man says to fitness-fan wife: 'Couch potato is such an offensive term ... we prefer furniture-based leisure prioritisers.'
Beggar with sign with reviews of himself by various people concluding with 'regular' Dog and Duck
'They broke the mould when they made him ? deliberately I think.'
'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'
I didn't know you worked here - I thought you just dropped in to see your friends.
'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'
Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.
Tags:zen, meditation, meditative, tv, television, lazy, relax, religion, spiritual, practice, nirvana, transcend, transcendence, levitate, couch potato, idler, goof-off, layabout, deadbeat, leisure, recline, recliner, cozy, comfy, chair, amrchair, armchairs, couch potatoes, couch-potato, couch-potatoes
The Dept. of Entrenched Goof-Offs with Tons of Seniority, a Lousy Attitude and No Shame.
Tags:seniority, workplace, corporation, department, ethos, attitude, bad attitude, goof-off, goof-offs, deadbeat, idler, slouch, do-nothing, lazy, slacker, culture, corporate culture, inefficient, inefficiency, corporate ladder, business ladder, corporate environment, office ladder, office job, office jobs, management, managements
"And then someone said, 'Hey, why not just put them all in their own department?' It was a stroke of utter genius!"
Tags:lackey, lackeys, suckup, suckups, suck up, suck ups, yes men, yes man, sycophants, suck-up, sycophant, groupie, groveler, grovel, parasite, do-nothing, slacker, yes-man, toady, underling, yes-person, loafer, idler, useless, refurbish, hanger-on, hangers-on, lazy, goof-off, productive, productivity, unproductive, non-productive, office politics, office job, corporate culture, corporate environment
"Then at work I stupidly suggested that a goof-offs anonymous organization be established."
Tags:goof-off, goof-offs, goof off, goof-offs anonymous, international goof-off day, self-help group, self-help program, self-help programs.support group, support system, lazy, laziness, work ethic, office politics, lazy worker, lazy workers, loafer, idler, do-nothing, slacker, rabble-rouser, bad worker, bad workers, incompetent, troublemaker, busybody, workplace busybody, incompetence