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The polar olympics
'And finally, we give thanks to our ancestors for settling in this perpetually frozen wasteland, and not somewhere pleasant, like Cabo.'
'OK, I'm sorry I didn't think it through... are you happy now?'
"The summer went so fast."
Two eskimos sit on an igloo floating in the middle of the sea
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"It's Al Gore."
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'You should turn over. I think you're getting a freezer burn.'
Gary said he's fix that stupid alarm before he left for work. Guess I'll take a look...
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"Goody, it's snowing. Now I can have that extra bedroom."
"I told you we should have sold last winter."
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'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'
"Well, there goes the neighborhood."
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"Well, when did you get back to the Big Town?"
"Serve again- I wasn't ready."
A new Walmart store will be built on this site.
'You're a single person on benefits with too many rooms - we're downsizing you!'
'It's rock hard this water-bed of yours.'
'I bet it's nice and warm inside!'
Yard Sale 9.00 AM to 5.00 PM
'I can get the latest market news from the New York stock exchange.'
"Where are the cheese sticks?"
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