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To be more convincing when he faked a sick day, Bill liked to actually feel lousy.
'Then one day I called in sick and I really was.'
"I've been sent home with unemployable-like symptoms."
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'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'
"Thanks for the 'Doctor's excuse' but I like to write my own material."
"Sure, I'll give you a second opinion. I don't think you should stay home from school either."
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"Use your fingers."
"We can't say they aren't learning. Twenty three of them have learned to call in sick."
"Do you have a get the hell back to work card?"
"Dad, do they ever have a 'Staying Home From Work Cause You're Faking You're Sick With Your Child' day?"
"The good news is that all the teachers loved the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that a dozen of them are out today, with splitting headaches."
Larry didn't get the 'Casual Friday' is now 'Calling In Sick Friday' memo.
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Sick again. Add that to your list!
"Oh, he's fine. He just needs to get into character before calling in sick."
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Health class has "Out Sick" sign on door
'The staff liked the weekend brainstorming retreat but they all called in sick today with splitting headaches.'
'Your reflection is sick today so I'm fillin' in for him.'
"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."
"Easter Bummy called in sick...I'm his replacement, Easter Bernie!"
'Billy can't come to school because he has a stomach ache? Wow!'
"I won't be in today - I'm too happy!"
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"It's standard procedure now after a sick day. Tell me...what were your symptoms?"
"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!"
'Thank you for taking mothering to another level.'
'You didn't all go to Mexico, you don't have swine fly, you are not having a week off school.'