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Won-ton disregard for the law.
"I should like to buy a handgun while it is still legal," said Alice very gently.
Tags:alice's adventures in wonderland, book, books, literary, literature, novel, novels, kids, kid, child, children, childhood, kid's book, children's book, lewis carroll, fiction, fictional, gun, guns, gun control, second amendment, right to bear arms, firearm, firearms, handgun, weapon, under the table, illegal, gun shop, gun shops, violence, shooting, mass shootings, shootings, school shooting, school shootings
"Hell—let's exhaust our illegal options too."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, justice system, legal system, law, practicing law, practising law, ethics, unethical, corrupt, corruption, illegal, option, options, client, clients, unprofessional, unprofessional conduct
"Did you leave your bag unattended or trade your cow for magic beans?"
Tags:airport, airports, airport security, nothing to declare, contraband, contraband items, aeroplane, aeroplanes, aiplane, airplanes, travel, travelling, travellers, customs, border control, border protection, jack and the beanstalk, giant beanstalk, jack and the giant beanstalk, jack and the magic beanstalk, fairy tale, fairy tales, unattended luggage, unattended bag, unattended bags, unattended baggage, luggage, bag, bags, bagg, security guard, security guards, age, hold luggage, cabin luggage, law enforcement, law enforcer, federal law enforcement, illegal, illegal item, illegal items, smuggling, smuggler, accident, accidental, mistake, biologicals, banned biologicals, agricultural permit, agricultural permits
"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, friend, friends, friendship, come out to play, peer pressure, youth, smoke, smoker, smokers, smoking, tobacco, bad habit, bad habits, starting young, permission, asking permission, health, unhealthy, unhealthy habit, unhealthy habits, illegal, underage smoking, underage smoker, underage smokers, modern life, modern parenting, modern parenthood
"We're rounding up undocumented foreign transplants that conceal evil plots against our country."
Tags:ice, ice raid, ice raids, immigration and customs enforcement, immigration & customs enforcement, illegal, illegal alien, undocumented, undocumented worker, undocumented workers, trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, deport, deports, deportation, deportations, plot, evil plot, haircut, haircuts, hairstyle, hairstyles, bad haircut, bad haircuts
"My love for you is bigger than that, Melanie, which is why I'm able to ignore the restraining order."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, love, unrequited love, one-sided love, stalker, stalkers, stalking, crime, creep, creeps, creepy, creeper, creepers, restraining order, restraining orders, protective order, protective orders, court order, court orders, breaking the law, ignore, ignoring, illegal
"But I have a witness. Here, talk to her yourself."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, car crash, car crashes, car accident, car accidents, witness, witnesses, excuse, excuses, alibi, alibis, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, distracted driving, distracted driver, distracted drivers, illegal, crime, breaking the law, traffic violation, traffic violations, traffic laws, driving laws, cop, cops, police, police office, police officers, modern life
'When I was hired, the boss asked if I could handle a job with lots of accountability, and like an idiot, I said 'Yes!''
Honest Ernie's E-Z Money Laundering
"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, food, sugar, heath, healthy eating, eating healthy, diet, diets, street, drug, drugs, illegal, addict, addicts, addiction, drug abuse, forbidden, banned, secret
"Our best strategy may be to destigmatize embezzlement."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, ceo, c.e.o., chief executive officer, ceos, c.e.o.s, chief executive officers, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, strategy, strategies, ethic, ethical, unethical, white collar crime, money, crime, embezzlement, destigmatize, destigmatise, accountant, accountants, accounting, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, legal advice, law, laws, illegal, legal, scandal, scandals, company, companies, corporation, corporations
The Insanity Plea.
Drugs via the internet.
'Of course I've been downloading content illegally over the company network. What did you think was gonna happen when you hired me?'
"Why can't you be distracted by cell-phone use like everybody else?"
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, distracted, distracted driving, distracted driver, distracted drivers, traffic violation, traffic violations, law, laws, illegal, against the law, dangerous, risky, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, hobby, hobbies, model ship-building, model shipbuilding, model ship building, model ship, model ships, miniature, miniatures, model, models, building models, art, creative, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, accident, accidents
"…. Then someone decided that profiteering was wrong."
Tags:white collar crime, white collar crimes, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, executive, executives, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, illegal, profiteering, profiteer, excessive, money motivated, money, nonviolent, racketeer, racketeering
"I've decided to return to my first passion in life—selling drugs to kids."
Tags:first passion, first passions, drug dealer, drug dealers, drug dealing, drug abuse, drug abuser, drug abusers, drug abusing, passion, passionate, golf, golfs, golfer, golfing, dream job, dream jobs, drug pusher, drug pushers, pusher, pushers, employment, gainful employment, nostalgia, nostalgic, happy, happiness, illegal, illegal activity, illegal activities
'Put all your money in a savings account.'
Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts
Tags:zeus, greek gods, greek god, myth, myths, mythology, lightning, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, bolt, bolts, throwing, throwing arm, muscle, muscles, biceps, arm muscle, arm muscles, sport, sports, baseball, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, steroids, steroid use, scandal, scandals, injecting, injecting steroids, cheating, cheater, cheaters, illegal, illegal steroids, illegal steroid use, needle, needles, steroid abuse
"Philip! Nice to see you still at large."
'Hold on, Peterson, let me just run this by legal.'
Baseball's New On-Field Drug Counseling
Tags:sports, sport, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, drugs, drugged, steroids, roids, professional sports, professional baseball, performance drug, performance drugs, illegal, against the rules, recreational drugs, drug counselor, drug counselors, drug counseling, drug counsellors, drug counsellor, drug counselling, drug test, drug tested, performance enhancer, performance enhancing, substance, illegal substance, illegal substances
'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'