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"We're rounding up undocumented foreign transplants that conceal evil plots against our country."
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"Hey, believe me, I tried, but I couldn't find a qualified American who would do this work."
Tags:occupations, business, foreign, i mmigration, animals, monkeys, entertainment, wild, unemployment, workers, trained monkey, trained monkeys, street performer, street performers, foreign worker, foreign workers, guest worker, guest workers, guest worker program, guest worker programs, illegal alien, illegal aliens, undocumented immigrant, undocumented immigrants, mankoff
"On my home planet, I was a deity."
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"He says it's not an invasion - it's a cruise."
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'Just how long do you illegal aliens plan on staying in our country?'
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'I've always wanted to ask him if he's an 'illegal,' but I don't want to get caught up in the whole racial profiling thing.'
'We've stopped outsourcing. We've replaced cheap foreign labour with cheap illegal aliens in the Good Old US.'
'Just how long do you illegal aliens plan on stayin in our country?'
'We'd love to help out. Any issue with us being illegal aliens?'
"He's Trump's new appointee to head up NASA."
Tags:space program, nasa, national space and aeronautics administration, presidential appointments, presidential appointees, space aliens, presidential appointee, alien, aliens, illegal alien, illegal aliens, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest, appointees, space program, space programs, space programme, space programmes
'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'
'If you're born here, you're automatically an American citizen, right?'
'We definitely need tighter border controls!'
'Amateurs who work cheap degrade the cartooning profession...Illegal aliens are great for our economy because they work cheap....'
"No one takes the trouble to get to know the person behind the 'persona non grata'. "
Tags:bartender, bartenders, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, persona non grata, illegal immigrant, unwelcome, foreign, foreigner, foreigners, immigrant, immigrants, immigration, illegal alien, illegal aliens
Uncle Sam - I Want You To Stay In Mexico (or do grunt work for cash on the side).
'Show some respect, buster! -- I'm an illegal alien!'
"No, I don't think they're coming to tap into our food stamp program."
"I'm afraid the trip is off—our government is cracking down on illegal aliens."
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Immigration: Let them in and Chuck them out.
"I have to get a new guy. My immigration lawyer failed his citizenship test."
"We're going have to build higher walls."
'He slew all the dragons on the border, and now we have a big illegal alien problem.'
'Your Honor, my client demands a jury of his peers -- all the jurors have to be illegal aliens, too!'
"Illegal aliens, if you ask me."