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'I've always wanted to ask him if he's an 'illegal,' but I don't want to get caught up in the whole racial profiling thing.'
First Illegal on the moon
Tags:moon, moon landing, first man on the moon, space exploration, astronaut, astronauts, space travel, flag on the moon, alien, aliens, xenophobia, xenophobic, illegal immigrants, illegal immigrant, illegal, illegals, immigration, anti-immigration, double standard, double standards, us immigration policies, immigration policies, migrants, migrant
"Do you have anything that says 'I love you, but only because you live in a sanctuary city'?"
Tags:perfume, perfumes, fragrance, fragrances, perfume counter, perfume counters, customer, customers, difficult customer, difficult customers, customer service, service, difficult request, difficult requests, request, requests, buying perfume, romance, romantic, gift, gifts, present, presents, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, love, dating, date, dates, marriage, marriages, immigration, marriage of convenience, marriages of convenience, green card marriage, green card marriages, sanctuary city, sanctuary cities, immigration law, sham marriage, sham marriages, illegal immigration, illegal immigrant, illegal immigrants, illegal, illegals, taking advantage
"Undocumented? You'll have to go straight to 'Limbo'."
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"Look, pal! I don't care about your residency status! I just want to see your ID!"
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"I'm sorry. Is this a bad time?"
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"I afraid we won't allow these in our country."
Tags:customs, customs official, customs officials, customs guard, customs guards, boxer, boxers, boxer pant, boxer pants, luggage, border guard, border guards, boxer short, boxer shorts, illegal, illegals, customs guard, customs guards, restricted goods, banned goods, banned items, restricted items, bad taste
"Pay attention, everyone! This is the illegal one!"
Tags:firework, fireworks, fire work, fire works, illegal fireworks, independence day, 4th july, 4th of july, july 4th, july 4, firework display, firework displays, guy fawkes night, guy fawkes nights, bone fires, bonfire, bonfires, celebration, celebrations, celebrating, rocket, rockets, missile, missiles, illegal, illegals, explosive, explosives, pyrotechnic, pyrotechnics, cinder block, cinder blocks
"And the best part is we got the Mongols to pay for it!"
"Want to see his head explode?...Say 'Anchor Baby' 3 times really fast!"
'I've had to make do since the authorities found out my housekeeper wasn't a legal citizen.'
November the Alamo.
'Its not quite the same as using a twenty...'
"You're illegal! You're illegal! You're illegal!"
Tags:baldo, bully, bullies, bullying, racist, racists, racism, stoke fear, stokes fear, stoking fear, fear, fears, strike fear, strikes fear, hispanic, elementary school, elementary schools, playground, playgrounds, latino, latinos, latina, latinas, kid, kids, child, brainiac, brainiacs, illegal, illegals, epithet, epithets, bigot, bigots, bigotry
"Okay, for some reason, we're illegal."
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'We're making you a partner since you'd be easier to indict.'
"You guys are always offering to buy the drinks...then you want to see my ID and I never get it back!"
Arizona Immigration Law.
'We'd love to bring you the benefits of advanced technology, but I'm afraid we're only unskilled laborers looking for a job.'
"Hello? Common sense hotline? I'm afraid my immigrant patients aren't getting the care they deserve because I haven't learned to speak Spanish...am I looking at this the wrong way?"
On the fence...
I was born here!