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'I've had to book my appointment two weeks in advance, so we'll both sit here until I feel unwell.'
I.V. snap in elevator.
To be more convincing when he faked a sick day, Bill liked to actually feel lousy.
"We're running a little behind, so I'd like each of you to ask yourself, 'Am I really that sick, or would I just be wasting the doctor' valuable time?'"
"Ironically, it's sickle cell."
"Those bullet holes are something new, aren't they?"
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"Uncle Tod's Reviews"
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The First 'Deadliest Catch' TV show was far less popular.
John W. Wilson 1949-2009 - Forgot to ask his doctor everything he wanted to ask him.
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'My teacher sent me. She said to tell you I'm just not myself.'
"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"
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"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."
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Coma for twenty years
"You've really been with us quite a while, haven't you, Hepburn?"
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'I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I've either got...'
Stricken by a sudden case of laryngitis, Mrs. Gurtley switches to autoteacher.
"O.K. Which one of you worried well is the most worried?"
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To make office visits more fun, Dr. Slorm liked to deliver his diagnosis by playing charades.
'This isn't what I had in mind when I requested a semi-private room.'
"Milt, I'm beginning to think that you illness is a disharmony of life energy."
"This will buy you four months.
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The Day The Entire Kemple Family Had A Virus
"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."
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