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"Your's may be a case of hypochondria so I'm going to refer you to an imaginary colleague."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, mental healthy, psychology, hypochondria, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, imagination, imaginary, referral, referrals, specialist, specialists, referring
"I've never forgiven him for that thing I made up in my head."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, date, dates, dating, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, woman, women, females, stereotype, stereotypes, made up, imaginary, imagination, imagined, imagined slight, imagined offence, imagined offense, forgive, forgiveness, holding a grudge, bitter, resentment, spiteful, gossip, gossiping
An air guitarist is given an air donation.
"Looks like somebody's having a fight with her little boyfriend."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, daughter, daughters, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, imaginary, imagination, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, stuffed animal, stuffed animal, toy, toys, doll, dolls, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationships problems, kitchen, kitchens, stove, stoves, stove top, stove tops, toy kitchen, toy kitchens, boil, boiling, boil alive, boiling alive, play, playing, pretend, pretending
"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, bitter, bitterness, scrapbook, scrapbooks, album, albums, injustice, injustices, slight, slights, imagined, imaginary, insult, insults, grievances, grievance, hostile, anti-social, irritable, crabby, grumpy, moody, middle-age, middle age, middle aged, middle-aged, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill
"Terri invited me over. We're going to play doctor of humane letters."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, play, playing, playdate, playdates, play date, play dates, pretend, pretending, role-playing, role-play, make-believe, imagination, imaginary, education, higher education, school, schools, university, universities, college, colleges, doctor of humane letters, doctorate, doctorate, honorary doctorate, honorary doctorate, degree, degrees, academic, academia, academics, modern kids, modern children, getting ahead, starting early, success, modern life
"Moose told Dog, and Dog told Frog, and Frog told Kitty, and Kitty told me."
"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."
Tags:playmate, playmates, imaginary, imagination, imaginary friend, imaginary friends, giant, giants, accident, accidents, squish, squished, squash, squashed, crushed, fatal accident, fatal accidents, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, fall out, falling out, falls out, frenemy, frenemies, fatal, fantasy, reality, realities, fair weather friend, fair weather friends
"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"
Tags:returning home, coming home, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, artificial reality, augmented reality, virtual reality, reality, imaginary, imagination, real, fake, false, imagined, unreal, fantasy, absent husband, absent husbands, work-a-holic, work-a-holics, workaholic, workaholics, working overtime, overtime, businessman, businessmen, office life
"It's an awl in your head."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, awl, awls, tool, tools, diagnosis, all in your head, hypochondriac, hypochondria, crazy, imagination, imaginary, expression, expressions, wordplay, word play, play on words
'My mom read me Alice in Wonderland last night. That's the same woman that said the Easter bunny was imaginary.'
Tags:history, historical, footmen, footman, litter, litters, sedan chair, sedan chairs, litter-bearer, litter-bearers, litter bearer, litter bearers, chairmen, chairman, porter, porters, running, carriage, carriages, vehicle, vehicles, transportation, imagination, dream, dreams, dreaming, daydreaming, imaginary, death, dead, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, funeral procession, funeral processions, pallbearer, pallbearers, corpse, corpses, dead body, dead bodies, treason, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty
"I'm going to have to cancel tonight. I have this fantasy life I need to work on."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, cancelling, canceling, cancelling plans, canceling plans, cancel, cancel plans, fantasy, fantasy life, imaginary, imaginary life, imagination, mental health, anti-social, social anxiety, introvert, introverts, introverted, life, work on, working on
'You seem to have ALL the qualities we're looking for, Mr. Burke. You're not real, but we'll just have to work around that.'
'We were emulating Milgram's experiment but legal made us replace fictitious electric shocks with imaginary mild criticism to avoid litigation.'
"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."
Tags:bed, beds, bedtime, bedtime story, bedtime stories, storytime, story time, story, stories, reading, reader, readers, reading out-loud, reading aloud, book, books, literature, children's story, children's stories, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, one more, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, imagination, imaginary, brainwashing, indoctrination, influence
"No, Tim, you're not crazy. You're special! You're a very special person, Tim. You have a magical, talking toaster, and that's what makes you special."
'The only thing wrong with you, Tom, is that you're almost too good to be true.'
The Emperor's New Plane.
Tags:fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature, fictional character, fictional characters, the emperor's new clothes, hans christian andersen, king, kings, emperor, emperors, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, imaginary, imagination, fake, false, nonexistent, bad idea, skydiving, skydiver, skydivers, air travel, extreme sports, cliff, cliffs, jumping, leaping, falling
"Better imaginary than extinct."
Tags:imaginary, imagination, imaginary creature, imaginary creatures, fantasy animal, fantasy animals, unicorn, unicorns, rhino, rhinos, white rhino, the white rhino, extinct, extinction, endangered animal, endangered animals, come back, come-back, come backs, come-backs, retort, retorts, insult, insults, exchanging insults, conservationist, conservationists, environmental activist, environmental activists, environmental activism
"Good sermon, Reverend, but all that God stuff was pretty far-fetched."
Tags:church, churches, sermon, sermons, preach, preaching, preacher, preachers, priest, priests, reverend, reverends, clergyman, clergymen, pastor, pastors, god, bible, religion, religious, religion problems, non-believer, non-believers, unbeliever, unbelievers, belief, beliefs, atheist, atheism, atheists, far-fetched, fantasy, imagination, imaginary
"It may be a figment of my imagination, Herb, but I thought I just felt another shock wave go through the business community."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, business community, shockwave, shockwaves, shock wave, shock waves, imagination, imaginary, figment of imagination, economy, economics, financial crisis, recession, recessions, stock market crash, stock market crashes, stock market, stock markets, wall street, scandal, scandals, corruption, fraud, corporate, bankruptcy, insolvency, money, finances
"A lonely desperate soul, Napoleon fixed his immutable gaze on the Russian landscape which mirrored that of his soul … swirling, frozen, unforgiv … ah ha!! His bus was coming!!"
Tags:weather, winter, wintertime, freezing, snowing, snowy, blizzard, blizzards, bus, buses, bus stop, bus stops, public transit, public transportation, waiting for the bus, commute, commuter, commuters, commutes, commuting, history, historical, napoleon, russia, drama, dramatic, imaginary, imagination, writer, writers, author, authors, literature, writing