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Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.
Devin fails his Home Economics virtual baby project.'
"My, Grandma, what crushing debt you have."
Tags:debt, in debt, debtor, accounting, accountant, accountants, retired, retirement, old age, the elderly, finance, financial management, money management, little red riding hood, red riding hood, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, big bad wolf, the big bad wolf, millennial, millennials, calculate, calculating, accounts book, accounts books, irresponsible, irresponsibility, immature, immaturity
"Don't make me come down there."
Tags:prosecutor, prosecutors, witness, witnesses, trial, trials, lawyer, lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense, judge, judges, parent, parents, parenting, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, taunt, taunts, taunting, attorney, attorneys, backseat, road trip, road trips, car trip, car trips, long drive, long drives, restless, restlessness
"I'm 65, Mom - I'll play my Blondie records as loud as I want!"
Tags:rock, rock music, classic rock, old age, dad rock, manchildren, man children, adult child, living with parents, basement, basements, parents' basement, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, defiant, defiance, son, sons, adult son, adult sons, tantrum, tantrums, temper, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, throw a fit, throws a fit, throwing a fit, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, immature, immaturity, live at home, lives at home, living at home
"In addition to following due diligence procedures, you'll be responsible for tucking me in at night."
"I'm scared. Can I sleep with you tonight?"
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, scared, lonely, loneliness, ask permission, asking permission, bedroom scene, bedroom scene, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, bad dream, bad dreams, childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes
"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"
Tags:theory, theories, disprove, disproves, disproving, hypothesis, hypotheses, scientist, scientists, scientific, academic, academics, immature, immaturity, faulty, faulty theory, faulty theories, dunce, dunces, mock, mocks, mocking, mockery, ridicule, ridicules, ridiculing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation, humiliations, public humiliation, mathematician, mathematicians, professor, professors, bad winner, bad winners, competitive, competitiveness, competition, juvenile
"Can you imagine my mother had a baby at our age?!"
"I told you they were magic beans and not to eat them."
Tags:jack and the beanstalk, magic beanstalk, beanstalk, beanstalks, magic beanstalks, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, fairytale, fairytales, magic bean, magic beans, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, stupid, stupidity, disobey, disobedient, disobedience, mistake, mistake, ignore, ignoring, ignored, life lesson, life lessons, regret, regretting, regretful, unsafe food
"In my youth I was a libertarian."
The Colicky Family
Tags:colic, complain, complains, complaining, scream, screams, screaming, cry, cries, crying, complaint, complaints, complaining, complainer, complainers, whine, whines, whiny, moans, moaning, infant, infants, newborn, newborns, baby, babies, new parent, new parents, hysterical, hysterics, adults, adulthood, grievance, grievances, air grievances, airing grievances, petty, infantile, act your age, acting your age, maturity, immature, immaturity
"I was hoping you'd have outgrown that by now."
Tags:chicken, chickens, chick, chicks, baby chick, baby chicks, childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, transitional object, transitional objects, disappointment, disappointments, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, childhood, upbringing, upbringings
"You want to check out my crib?"
Tags:crib, cribs, baby, babies, cot, cots, bachelor pad, bachelor pads, bachelor, bachelors, infant, infants, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, love life, love-life, pick up, pick-up, pick ups, pick-ups, chat up, chat ups, chat-up, chat-ups, chatup, chatups, infantilize, infantilized, immature, immaturity, nursery, nurseries
"Ninety percent of household dust is dried flaky skin."
"The guy in the cubicle next to yours wants to know if you took one of the rubber ducks that were all in a row on top of his monitor."
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, office cubicle, office cubicles, rubber ducks, rubber duck, bath, baths, bathing, having a bath, interrupt, interrupting, interrupted, toy, toys, office paraphernalia, computer, computers, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, theft, thief, thieves, steal, stole, stolen, stealing
"Give me a break, Doctor."
Tags:get well soon, clown, clowns, clown nose, clown noses, red nose, red noses, laughter is the best medicine, clown doctor, clown doctors, fed up, overkill, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, md, mds, professionalism, unprofessional, childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, hospital clowning
"All the other kids have grandchildren, Karl."
Me at 22 vs. me at 29
'See?! I told you!'
"I like the book club. I just think it was more fun when we were a coven."
Tags:book club, book clubs, reading club, reading clubs, reading group, reading groups, coven, covens, witches' coven, witches coven, witch, witches, secret group, secret groups, getting older, getting old, middle age, maturity, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, school friend, school friends
"When will you grow up about sex and lose interest in it?"
"Oh, grow up!"
"My name is Morris Mandlebaun, I'm 28 years old and I want a tell, blond, blue-eyed shiksa."
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, christmas, christmas time, christmas wish, christmas wishes, mall santa, mall santas, inappropriate, inappropriateness, girlfriends, single, singles, bachelor, bachelors, lonely, loneliness, shiksa, shiksas, white people, white girl, white girls, christmas list, christmas lists, unreasonable request, unreasonable requests, asking too much, unexpected, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness
"Isn't Jim Carrey getting too old to make Jim Carrey movies?"
Tags:jim carrey, immature, immaturity, juvenile, humor, humour, sense of humor, sense of humour, sophomoric, slapstick, age, ages, ageing, aging, grow old, grows old, growing old, grow up, grows up, growing up, comedian, comedians, comedy, comedies, actor, actors, acting, movie star, movie stars, film star, film stars, washed-up