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"Cloning is an imperfect science."
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"Are you sure you used human growth hormone?"
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"And that's my tomb."
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"Of course, in those conservative Victorian days I kept it hidden away in the attic."
"Peter Pan isn't as young as he looks."
Tags:immortal, immortals, immortality, pixie, pixies, fairy, fairies, sir james matthew barrie, j. m. barrie, peter pan, fictional character, fictional characters, mythical creature, mythical creatures, youthful appearance, youthful, youthfulness, fairytale, fairytales, fairy-tale, fairy-tales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's literature, children's story
"I do some random immorality but my bread and butter is necessary evil."
"Well, some of us mortals have to get up tomorrow morning."
Tags:drink, drinks, drinking, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drunk, alcohol, word play, gods, greek, greek gods, greek goddess, greek goddesses, neptune, olympian gods, olympian god, greek mythology, myth, myths, norse, norsemen, early start, early morning, mortal, mortality, immortal, immortality, businessman, unemployed, mortals, immortals, legend, legends, mercury
"Nonsense, Mother. You'll probably outlive us all."
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'My parents died. Their parents died. Their parents died...it runs in the family.'
Annuals - Perennials - Eternals
'It's simple. Sign the agreement, visit the iHell store and download the immortality app.'
Food of the Demigods
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"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."
"I don't feel immortal until I've had my coffee."
'When Jack became immortal, something went out of our marriage.'
'Bloody global warming!'
Tags:atlas, greek myth, greek mythology, myth, myths, mythology, mythological being, mythological beings, titan, titans, god, gods, global warming, climate change, burn, burns, burning, burnt, burned, too hot, heat, heat wave, heat waves, hot weather, carbon emission, carbon emissions, globe, globes, world, worlds, immortal, immortals, green
'Did you hear about Dr. Greenblat? -- he developed an immortality pill and choked to death on it.'
"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."
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"Wait! First, his attorney."
Tags:death, dead, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpse, myth, myths, legend, legends, monster, monsters, vampire, vampires, dracula, vampire hunter, vampire hunters, vampire slayer, vampire slayers, stake, stakes, heart, hearts, crypt, crypts, wait, first, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, litigation, litigious, lawsuit, lawsuits, return from the dead, immortal, immortals, supernatural, van helsing
'Now may not be a good time. He just realized he's not going to live forever.'
Tags:ambrosia, greek, ancient greece, immortal, ancient greek, ancient, ancient greeks, longevity, stand, hot dog stand, immortality, urn, urns, sell, selling, old, food stall, food stand, drinks stand, drinks stall, olympus, doves, nectar, nectars, food of the gods, myth, myths, legend, legends, street vendor, street seller, modern
"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."
Tags:pre-existing condition, pre-existing conditions, pre existing condition, pre existing conditions, socialise, socialize, socializing, socialising, immortal, immortality, party, parties, small talk, small-talk, historical clothes, history of fashion, historical outfit, historical outfits, tunic, tunics, 17th century, 18th century, eighteenth century, seventeenth century
'Okay, then, I want to die after men stop acting like selfish jerks.'
"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."
"I'm immortal, son, so all this will never be yours."