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"Cloning is an imperfect science."
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"Are you sure you used human growth hormone?"
Tags:growth hormone, growth hormones, human growth hormone, human growth hormones, hgh, dope, dopes, doping, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, steroid, steroids, steroid use, steroid user, steroid users, lobster, lobsters, immortal, immortality, medication, medications, prescription, prescriptions, prescription medication, prescription medications, performance enhancer, performance enhancers, performance enhancing drug, performance enhancing drugs
"Of course, in those conservative Victorian days I kept it hidden away in the attic."
"And that's my tomb."
Tags:tomb, tombs, pyramid, pyramids, giza, egypt, ancient egypt, ancient egyptian, ancient egyptians, pharaoh, pharaohs, architect, architects, architecture, immortal, immortality, immortality fantasy, immortality fantasies, grave, graves, graveyard, graveyards, cemetery, cemeteries, real estate, house, houses, home, homes, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, wealth, wealthy, extravagant, extravagance, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle choice, lifestyle choices
"Peter Pan isn't as young as he looks."
Tags:immortal, immortals, immortality, pixie, pixies, fairy, fairies, sir james matthew barrie, j. m. barrie, peter pan, fictional character, fictional characters, mythical creature, mythical creatures, youthful appearance, youthful, youthfulness, fairytale, fairytales, fairy-tale, fairy-tales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's literature, children's story
"I do some random immorality but my bread and butter is necessary evil."
"So what. Nobody lives forever."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, turkey, turkeys, talking turkey, talking turkeys, turkey farm, turkey farms, turkey farmer, turkey farmers, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, poultry, smoking, tobacco, smoker, smokers, mortality, mortal, death, bad health, unhealthy, bad habit, bad habits, live forever, immortality, health, fitness, holiday, holidays, thanksgiving, thanksgiving dinner, can't escape death, food, philosophy, philosophical
"Well, some of us mortals have to get up tomorrow morning."
Tags:drink, drinks, drinking, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drunk, alcohol, word play, gods, greek, greek gods, greek goddess, greek goddesses, neptune, olympian gods, olympian god, greek mythology, myth, myths, norse, norsemen, early start, early morning, mortal, mortality, immortal, immortality, businessman, unemployed, mortals, immortals, legend, legends, mercury
"Nonsense, Mother. You'll probably outlive us all."
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"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."
Tags:heaven, angel, angels, spa, spas, dying, afterlife, the afterlife, after-life, the after-life, heavenly reward, god, gods, christianity, christians, judaism, jews, complain, complaining, dissatisfied, ungrateful, hotel, hotels, hotel spas, hotel spa, unreasonable, fitness, wellbeing, well-being, well being, day spa, day spas, immortality, paradise, imperfect, imperfection, life after death, afterworld, the afterworld, after world, the after world, after worlds, afterworlds
'My parents died. Their parents died. Their parents died...it runs in the family.'
"It's less scary if you realize your online presence will live forever!"
Annuals - Perennials - Eternals
'It's simple. Sign the agreement, visit the iHell store and download the immortality app.'
That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.
The base of a statue in a park reads "Your ad immortalized in this space".
"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."
'When Jack became immortal, something went out of our marriage.'
'Did you hear about Dr. Greenblat? -- he developed an immortality pill and choked to death on it.'
'Leaving a stain isn't the same as leaving a mark, Axel.'
"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."
Tags:monster, monsters, myth, myths, legend, legends, vampire, vampires, dracula, bram stoker, age, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, immortal, immortality, ageism, hiring, hire, unemployed, unemployment, age discrimination, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, job, jobs, unemployable
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'Now may not be a good time. He just realized he's not going to live forever.'
"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."
Tags:pre-existing condition, pre-existing conditions, pre existing condition, pre existing conditions, socialise, socialize, socializing, socialising, immortal, immortality, party, parties, small talk, historical clothes, history of fashion, historical outfit, historical outfits, tunic, tunics, 17th century, 18th century, eighteenth century, seventeenth century
"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."