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"Of course, in those conservative Victorian days I kept it hidden away in the attic."
"Peter Pan isn't as young as he looks."
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"Well, some of us mortals have to get up tomorrow morning."
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'My parents died. Their parents died. Their parents died...it runs in the family.'
'It's simple. Sign the agreement, visit the iHell store and download the immortality app.'
Food of the Demigods
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"I don't care if he is a baseball immortal. He should wear a robe and carry a harp like the rest of us."
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'Bloody global warming!'
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"Wait! First, his attorney."
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'Now may not be a good time. He just realized he's not going to live forever.'
'Okay, then, I want to die after men stop acting like selfish jerks.'
"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."
"If something doesn't kill you... you'll live forever."
',,, You'll give me a lightning-quick crossover dribble and the ability to dunk, and all I owe you is my immortal soul ,,,'
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"Well, Hopkins...where do you see yourself in 500,000 years?"
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"Wow! Fantastic!! Brilliant!! This masterpiece will make you immortal!!"
On a late-night flight, fate presents Roger with a golden opportunity. Seizing the moment, he quickly adds two thousand years to his own life.
"Everyone up here says that the first twenty centuries are the worse..."
''Immortality'? - We should live so long!'
Existing for eternity - a fate worse than death.
'Lab results are conclusive. Life to death. Help us stamp it out.'
'It's an experiment to stop time.'
'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'
'I'm interested in this life cycle concept of yours!'
Psst...quick find a Bible...