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"I have diplomatic immunity!"
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"What good is power if you don't use it?"
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The Couple Who Didn't Come Down With The Flu
By subjecting himself to increasingly higher jolts of electricity over many months, Tom hoped to become immune to lightning strikes while playing golf.
"Leeches don't bother me—I'm a lawyer."
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"The strain isn't clicking on the ads, Marie... They're becoming immune!"
"If you connect the measles, it spells out 'My parents are idiots.'"
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'This doesn't look good. I'm afraid you've developed an immunity to placebos.'
'Do you repair immune systems?'
'I think we should get flu shots this year.'
'The good news is, research fingings show high drug prices stimulate the immune system.'
Play dead. We have to make them think their new sprays work.
"Ah-choo." "You should be ashamed of yourself."
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"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."
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"Don't worry about it. You live down here, you're immune to everything."
'Say what you will about a life of crime. It's one of the few remaining career choices with a recession-proof retirement plan that's immune to the whims of the stock market!'
"No, we don't grant immunity for testifying against other people!"
'According to all our tests, your immune system is 'out to lunch'.'
"Intelligentsia out of our country!"
'All the men in my life have been losers. There must be something wrong with my immune system.'
'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'
'I'm afraid neither your insurance nor your immune system will cover it.'
'He never has any stress but he is a carrier.'
"As you pass that box of leaves around, I'll explain how I learned I was immune to poison ivy!"
'I demand diplomatic immunity... I'm class president.'