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"I think I speak for all of us."
"Bring me something impaled on a tusk."
"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."
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'Well, so much for Plan 'A'.'
Tags:work-related injury, work-related injuries, injury, injuries, injured, accident, accidents, matador, matadors, bullfighter, bullfighters, bullfighting, bull, bulls, spear, speared, spearing, puncture, punctures, wound, wounds, wounded, doctor, doctors, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, accident, accidents, impaled
"I take it they didn't care for any of your ideas."
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'No broken bones. You're lucky, looks like the tree helped break your fall.'
Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.
'The battle for hearts and minds was proving too difficult, so I thought we'd just make do with heads.'
Shark cage offers no protection from a swordfish.
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"Guess which one is the cell tower."
"C'mon, Luke-this is no time for prop comedy."
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"It's high time you had someone impaled. People are beginning to call you Ivan the Tolerable."
'Tough day at the office dear?!'
Vlad The Impala ...
'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'
'I can't remember ever having to remove a keeper from a rhino before.'
Vlad the Impala
"Here, put this on."