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"Hold it! I only look like Norman Mailer."
1,001 Cheap Disguises
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"O.K., O.K., ... I'm a prawn who made it big. Shrimp just sounds better."
Will Curl Lip For Food
"A unique and stirring plea, counselor."
Tags:court, courts, court room, court rooms, judge, judges, justice, defendant, defendants, jurisprudence, jurist, jurists, law, laws, judiciary, judicial, judicial system, legal defense, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, legal preceding, legal proceedings, trial, trials, legal trial, legal system, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, defense attorney, defense attorneys, elvis, elvis presley, elvis impersonator, elvis impersonators, impersonator, impersonators, impression, impressions
Actually, I'm not Mr. Weintraub. I'm just, sort of, taking over for awhile."
Tags:imposter, imposters, impostor, impostors, alien, aliens, alien takeover, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, business, businessman, businessmen, business takeover, ownership, corporate merger, new ownership, shift in power, poser, posers, hoax, impersonation, impersonator, impersonators, acquisitions, acquisition, corporate, corporation, corporations, alien invasion
"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"
Tags:television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, comedy show, comedy shows, late-night show, late-night shows, variety show, variety shows, comedian, comedians, skit, skits, impersonator, impersonators, actor, actors, acting, growing up, dream, dreams, goal, goals, aim, aims, career, careers, job, jobs, work, future, kid, kids, child, children, future career, future job, dream job, presidential, president, presidents, government, governments, politics, politician, politicians, making fun, future aspiration, future aspirations, when i grow up, modern life
"Howard used to be an Elvis look-alike."
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"I think the Elvis business has just about run its course."
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'Well, it's a one for the Monet, two for the show.'
"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilkins, but now that you know I'm not a real doctor, I'm afraid I can't allow you to leave."
"Elvis imitators from that universe where Elvis was dull, had an M.B.A., and couldn't sing."
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A man looking like Mikhail Gorbachev appearing yesterday with a man looking like George Bush to announce a plan that sounds like a pretty good idea.
"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"
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"He says we're too late - Elvis is dead!"
"We're being sued because we don't have any women in top management!'"
'I can't put my finger on it but George has been different every since came back from safari.'
'Wow, you must be good. I never met another impersonator with a fifth-degree sequin belt.'
'We caught this guy impersonating an Elvis impersonator,'
"Who won the Elvis impersonator look-a-like competition?"
Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.
'He doesn't do the sounds, he does the smells.'
Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.
Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.
'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'