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"And stop swishing your tail when I'm talking to you."
"Both of you are rotten and hateful—from a kid's perspective."
'Honestly Simon, you treat this house like a hotel!'
'So...You got a name?'
'Why don't you have a sporty car, Mr. Penny?'
"This is Angry Stalker Salesperson, and I'm here to harass you again, you %$X!**!!."
"So...does anyone have the impertinence to ask a question?"
"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."
'Pass the impertinent.'
InOut trays read 'pertinent' and 'impertinent'.
Dad asks, 'What's the matter?' Son answers, 'Playdoh tastes disgusting!'
'These stunts are carried out by professionals! DO NOT TRY THEM AT HOME!' Child says, 'Oh!....Dad, can we got to Auntie Sarah's?'
Child walks across snow and shouts, 'MUUUUUM! I want to go to toilet!'
'Mum, what can I eat?' asks Freddie. Mum answers, 'Banana!' Freddie exclaims, 'No'. She then provides Freddie with a long list of food which he rejects. Finally he asks, 'How about a banana?'
Friendly Personal Loans, 'No embarrassing questions.' - "Well, I don't consider these questions embarrassing."