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It's just a game vs. get real.
Tags:football, football player, footballer players, player, players, sports, sports team, sports teams, get real, reality, perspective, sense of perspective, game, games, just a game, professional athlete, professional athlete, athlete, athletes, footballer, footballers, pro, pros, important, importance, important game, important games
"Around here his word is law."
"Sure, dead is important. But it has to taste good."
Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture
Tags:tortured, stretched, stretches, stretch, important, importance, fit, fitness, gym, gyms, yoga, yogi, essential, warm up, warm-up, routine, medieval, castle, castles, dungeon, dungeons, peasant, prisoner, prisoners, executioner, preventative measure, health, healthy, lifestyle, static stretches, static stretching, visual gag
"As this is the only pond I've ever been in, I don't know if it's big or small."
"O.K. Which one of you worried well is the most worried?"
Tags:nurse, doctor’s office, waiting room, neuroses, worried well, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, hypochondria, worrier, worriers, neurosis, disease, diseases, ill, illness, illnesses, priority, priorities, prioritize, prioritizing, important, importance, waiting room, waiting rooms, wait, waits, waiting, medical care, healthcare, mankoff, covid-19, coronavirus, epidemic, epidemics, pandemic, pandemics, outbreak, outbreaks
"Watch closely. This is how you write checks."
Tags:check, checks, cheque, cheques, bank, banking, money, write, writing, written, writes, wrote, grandparent, grandparents, grandpa, grandfather, grandfathers, grandchild, teach, teaching, teacher, taught, teaches, bewilderment, bewilder, bewildered, bewildering, bewilders, wonder, wondering, wondered, exciting, excitement, excite, excites, excited, new skill, new skills, skill, skills, fascinate, fascinating, fascinated, fascinates, child, children, elder, elders, elderly man, elderly men, life skill, life skills, important, importance
"We know you're thirsty, but how about we build you a nice building first?"
Tags:humanitarian aid, cartoonathon, humanitarian work, water, water shortage, water shortages, dehydration, starvation, thirst, thirsty, global aid, aid worker, aid workers, need, needs, want, wants, importance, rank, ranking, ranking, priority, priorities, prioritise, prioritize, prioritising, prioritising, foreign aid, aid program, aid programs, international aid, necessity, necessities, basic necessity, basic necessities, charity, charities, charity worker, charity workers, demand, demands, water scarcity, western society, imperialism, western imperialism
"Just a heads up, Hal -- the board plans to promote you to some kind of flavor and fast-track you to aftertaste status by next year."
Tags:corporate, corporation, corporations, board, the board, promote, promotes, promotion, promoting, employee, employees, boss, bosses, flavour, flavours, position, positions, important, importance, power, influence, influential, aftertaste, aftertastes, management, managing, status, statuses, fast-track
"I'm sorry, Ms. Farkas can't see you right now. Can you come back when you're more important?"
"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."
Tags:pet, pets, cat, cats, will, wills, death, dying, deathbed, death bed, deaths, everyone leave, leave, leaving, wish, wishes, final wish, final wishes, last wish, last wishes, final-wish, last-wish, final-wishes, last-wishes, cat, family, families, love, important, importance, priority, priorities
'I'm sorry, he's not available. Can you call back when you're more important?'
A tombstone in a cemetery reads "Prentiss W. Burchmeyer - Born July 16, 1908, Dined at the White House May 3, 1984, Died March 30 1987".
Tags:death, dead, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, tombstone, tombstones, headstone, headstones, gravestone, gravestone, grave, graves, important, importance, important dates, birth, born, died, dinner at the white house, white house, dinner, dinners, epitaph, epitaphs, inscription, inscriptions, life events, life event, important even, important events, honor, honors, honored, honour, honours, honoured
Tags:no comment, comment, comments, commenting, media attention, media focus, mainstream media, 24 hour news, 24 hour news cycle, news cycle, news cycles, newsvan, newsvans, news van, news vans, importance, media importance, journalist, journalists, journalism, tv news, news show, news shows, ratings, ratings-driven
"We're letting him think there's a big media deathwatch."
Tags:deathwatch, deathwatches, ego, ego-stroking, ego stroker, ego strokers, big up, big ups, bigging up, self-esteem, self-esteem boost, self-esteem booster, self-esteem boosters, deathbed, deathbeds, death bed, death beds, terminal, terminal condition, terminal conditions, sense of importance, importance, inflated, self-worth, egotist, egotists, egotistical, white lie, white lies, lie, liars, liar, good friend, good friends, public figure, public figures, minor celebrity, minor celebrities, status, social status, die, dies, dying
'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'
"I may be a big frog in a small pond, but I'm still a damn big frog."
"For God's sake, Parker, there are twenty-three of us vice-presidents in the company! Stop with this 'heartbeat away' garbage!"
Tags:vice president, vice presidents, company, companies, job title, job titles, mislead, misleads, misleading, overinflate, overinflated, importance, sense of importance, self-important, self-importance, exaggerate, exaggerates, exaggerating, conflate, conflates, conflating, business role, business roles, brag, brags, bragging, braggart, braggarts, boast, boasts, boasting
"It helps me stay focused on what matters most."
Tags:focus, focuses, focusing, focussing, self-interest, self-interested, executive, executives, selfish, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, self-centered, self-centred, greed, greedy, capitalist, capitalism, important, importance, priority, priorities, prioritize, prioritise, prioritizing, prioritising, self
"John Stuart Mill taught that the happiness of the individual is paramount. He didn't name names, but I suspect that you and I are the sort of individual he had in mind."
Tags:john stuart mill, economist, economists, classical economist, classical economists, economics, utility, happy, happiness, happiness, importance, life philosophy, life philosophies, self-interest, self-interested, self-centered, self-centred, businessman, businessmen, business interest, business interests, psychology, ego, egotist, egotists, egotistical, individual, individuals, justify, justifies, justification
"What is your position regarding the issue of emotional commitment in a relationship?"
Tags:election, elections, congress, congressional election, congressional elections, conference, conferences, politics, vote, votes, voting, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, relationship, relationships, commitment, emotion, emotions, emotional commitment, fancy, fancies, fancying, physical relationship, physical relationships, attraction, politician, politicians, flirt, flirts, quality, qualities, important, importance
Executive Asks Death To Wait
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'The project isn't that important, so put some of your worst people on it.'
"Why don't you come out and join us Tuesday night. We're a group committed to peacefully and nonviolently watching television."
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"You don't understand the gravity of the situation."