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'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'
"If, every time I say something, you say 'tell me something I don't already know' I'm just going to stop talking to you."
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A shark swims into a desert island.
Help the Bill Find its Way to Becoming a Law
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"So...apart from a new contract, less bureaucracy and reduced workloads is there anything else you want?"
For reasons unknown, Jakes's evolutionary process suddenly did a hard reset.
"You can hide, but you can't run."
How Messinger Could Win
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"I think you were right---we should have taken a left back there."
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"According to my calculations you cannot scale a mouse up to the size of an elephant due to the greater increase in volume relative to surface area...it would burst!"
"Stick what up?"
We're walking in the air... Which is physically impossible, isn't it! - The CP Snowman.
"Okay, here's the deal- I'll stop chasing you if you agree to become a dog."
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"I'm pretty sure I've got a bruised womb but I thought I'd pop in for a second opinion!"
'The day has come.'
The kid who learnt about math on the street
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"Let's face it - our relationship is doomed."
"You're fifty-seven years old. I'd like to get that down a bit."
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Evolved to Ski.
Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast
Two flying pigs.
"I'm looking for someone with a brain, a heart and courage..."