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"You say your biggest faults are working too hard and blind loyalty to your employer. What do you take me for… An idiot?"
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"I'm working on a children's book."
"It's my one indulgence."
"I love a man with street smarts."
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"Ah, Monsieur has made a very expensive choice!"
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Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$
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"Some people collect miniatures, but we feel we have too much money for that."
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Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, suck up, suck-up, sucking up, show off, show-off, show offs, showing off, impress, impressing, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchy, office hierarchy, above and beyond, the extra mile, soft shoe, buck and wing, cut a rug, cutting a rug
"What a guy!"
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'Wow! How'd that Moses kid shovel our driveway so fast?'
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"I'm just so impressed with what you're saying about the victimization of men."
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'Made your point.'
'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'
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'Working With What You Have' "May I buy you ladies a drink? I once rode in an elevator with Ernest Borgnine."
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'My, your children are well-behaved!'
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'When I say jump, Hayes, I don't want you to just ask 'How high?' ... I want you to show me!'
Tags:work, worker, working, worked, works, office worker, office workers, office working, high jump, i say jump you say how high, high jumps, high jumper, impress, impressive, impressed, motivation, motivate, motivational, boss, bossing, bossy, bossed, bosses, show me, shows, showing, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Did you know 'fajitas' is Spanish for 'tiny girdles'?"
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"They're from a vanity chartmaker."
"Oh, I'm so-o-o-o-o impressed."
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"And when I became a man, I put away childish thingees. Thingamabobs. Whatever."
From The Makers Of Wonderbra: WonderWallet
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'Pre Reunion Jitters' 'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in high school.'
'The town I grew up in was so affluent they used to close the schools in honor of options expiration day.'
"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.
"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."
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