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"You say your biggest faults are working too hard and blind loyalty to your employer. What do you take me for… An idiot?"
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"Ah, Monsieur has made a very expensive choice!"
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'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'
"Some people collect miniatures, but we feel we have too much money for that."
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"I'm just so impressed with what you're saying about the victimization of men."
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'Wow! How'd that Moses kid shovel our driveway so fast?'
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'Working With What You Have' "May I buy you ladies a drink? I once rode in an elevator with Ernest Borgnine."
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'My, your children are well-behaved!'
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"They're from a vanity chartmaker."
"It's an aggressive little wine with a smoky aftertaste and a hint of vanilla. Guaranteed to help you get your leg over!"
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'You impressed one of our new managers in Calcutta so much, he's arranged for you to marry his daughter.'
'Yeah... I kinda like it, it's the first home I've ever had with a basement.'
"For an extra fifty bucks, I'll let you show me your Palm Pilot."
"And this is my pocket."
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"Look, dear! This isn't childish nonsense - Junior's written his first password!"
'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'
"The drums, Melissa, the drums of passion, they beat for you."
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"Oh, great—here comes my ex, try not to act so bald..."
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'I wouldn't read that book, dear...it's only there to impress visitors.'
"Grog, you look great! Did you moose your hair?"
"I'd like to impress my girlfriend's parents."
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'And this is something I invented several years ago called 'The 6 Hole Punch'.'
'Oooh watch your step, that's my Nobel Prize. I wonder how it got down there, crazy Nobel Prize.... Nobel Prize.'
"And the beauty and wisdom of the Western canon—that doesn't impress you?"
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'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'