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'He's a very compassionate cat. He never kills any of the animals he catches.'
By April, the Great Pervert Airlift was in full swing...
'This book changed my life. I stole it.'
"I'm in for stealing breath."
Dating the Warden
'Your Honor, it's not possible to select a jury of my client's peers...All of his peers are in prison.'
'I got fifteen years for something I didn't do...I didn't run fast enough!'
"I thought this company treated their employees fairly. I may be wrong."
Military dictator gives speech over imprisoned dissidents.
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'I didn't want her feeling confined, so I bought her a larger cage.'
"OK, now I'm having a bad day."
"Bartender - givish me another shot."
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Prisoner waters a free flower.
'30 days? Isn't that term rather harsh under celebrity law?'
Prisoner in a cell contemplates a globe.
'Well, just goes to show - be careful what you wish for.'
Letters escape from a caged book.
A prisoners shadow.
'I'd like to start seeing other people.'
'Did you really? - I broke a chain letter, too.'
'I was doing fine in court... and then they had to get 'legal' on me.'
'I had a rogue prosecutor, judge, jury and appellate court.'
'I'm here for identity theft.'