Improper Cartoons and Comics

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

"Nobody's perfect? You call that a defense?"

"Not now - I'm mime-texting yoga porn!"

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"Sotheby's extends its deepest sympathies and wonders whether the deceased might have owned any early German Expressionist pieces."

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't baout tightening our work schedule. It's about finishing our deadline."

'I apologize, Mr. Wilson, that scream wasn't very professional of me. . . But that IS one ugly growth on your chest!'

"I'll have to call you back. 'Miss Congeniality 2,' our in-office movie, is starting."

"He may have found his mittens, but he's lost all sense of propriety."

"Time to move on. The new CEO signed his memo with an emoji."

'Sorry, sir. You're improperly dressed.'

"I, Object."

"Yes, sir, it's definitely a verruca!"

Political Analysis

What do you think? Isn't this guy right for our customer care department?

It's a lunch invitation, but he's inviting me.