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"You make me want to be a better person than you."
Tags:choice, choices, restaurant, restaurants, dinner, eating out, out to eat, dining, fine dining, waiter, waiters, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, date, dates, first dates, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, better, better person, self, self improvement, improving, improve, improvement, betterment, self betterment, self image, persuade, persuading, pretentious, pretentiously, self love, jealous, jealousy, competitive, competition, backhanded, backhanded compliment, insult, insulted, insulting, rude, rudely, mean, foot in mouth
'It's for passing my drug test.'
Tags:drug, drugs, drug test, drug tests, drug testing, pass, passes, passing, passed, p plate, p plates, award, awards, awarding, awarded, proud, performance enhancing, steroid, steroids, improve, improves, improving, improvement, jock, jocks, athlete, athletes, jacket, jackets, patch, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"You're making good contact. You just need to work on your quiet class."
Tags:baseball, baseball player, baseball players, bat, bats, batting, batting practice, class, class act, class acts, classy, improve, improves, improving, athlete, athletes, professional athlete, professional athletes, athletic, appearance, superficial, superficiality, coach, coaches, coaching, batting coach, batting coaches
After taking daily supplements of Smarties, Glenn discovers that they actually do increase one's IQ.
'Since I got this exercise ball, my abs have gotten into the best shape they've ever been!'
'It's done wonders for my self-esteem.'
Tags:fish, fishes, shark, sharks, fin, fins, self esteem, self-esteem, self confidence, self-confidence, pride, prides, proud, large, larger, size, sizes, sized, sizing, fake, fakes, faked, attach, attaches, attached, attachment, attachments, improve, improves, improvement, improved, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"You make me want to be a better man, Olivia. Then maybe I could find somebody else."
Tags:choice, choices, restaurant, restaurants, dinner, eating out, out to eat, dining, fine dining, waiter, waiters, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, date, dates, first dates, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, better, better person, self, self improvement, improving, improve, improvement, betterment, self betterment, self image, persuade, persuading, pretentious, pretentiously, self love, jealous, jealousy, competitive, competition, backhanded, backhanded compliment, insult, insulted, insulting, rude, rudely, mean, foot in mouth, as good as it gets, married life, marriage
'No, no, the pills don't have any medication to improve your balance. You'll just get steadier on your feet by trying to catch pills that are thrown to you.'
'Now this time, just for the heck of it, try releasing that sucker a little sooner,'
Tags:athlete, athletes, athletics, javelin, javelins, throw, throws, throwing, thrower, throwers, coach, coaches, coached, coaching, improve, improves, improvement, improvements, suggest, suggests, suggestion, suggestions, suggested, rubbish, useless, distance, distances, release, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
While he supported Ann's right to express her opinion, Don felt she needed to hone her people skills a bit.
"I've just joined a support group for boring people."
Tags:support, supportive, supporting, support group, support groups, group, groups, relationship, relationships, boring, anti-social, introvert, introverts, introverted, people, man, men, friend, friends, improve, improvement, elf-improvement, help, self-help, coping, community, communities, social network, social networks, mental health
'Sorry, Rudolph, we can't let you join in any reindeer games... You've tested positive for steroids.'
Tags:reindeer, rudolph, red nose, drug, drugs, drugs test, drugs tests, steroid, steroids, positive, fail, fails, failing, failed, muscle, muscles, muscly, ban, bans, banned, banning, reindeer game, reindeer games, coach, coaches, coaching, coached, performance enhancing, improve, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"
Tags:improve, improvement, improvements, improved, better, interior design, interior decorating, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating, renovation, renovations, renovated, changed, change, changes, changing, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, changed man, newlywed, newlyweds, new wife, new wives, new house, new home, man, men
'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'
I Wish I Were a Better Speck of Dust
Tags:inferiority, unique, uniqueness, small, smallness, particle, speck, specks, relative, relativity, relatively, relative to, inferior, inferiority complex, complex, inanimate, self improvement, self-improvement, self help, self-help, improve, improvement, self esteem, esteem, self-esteem, insignificant, insignificance
'I hope you don't mind, but I used the computer to remove all those age spots and that hideous mole you have.'
Persons of Faith
Tags:religion, religious, urban, urban life, city, life, city, cities, modern life, faith, belief, believer, optimist, optimists, optimism, optimistic, people, thoughts, thinking, hope, hopeful, not too late, things will get better, life will get better, improve, improvement, karma, word play, wordplay
'We need to make some changes. Change something that changes nothing.'
'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'Vocabulary'?'
'The ethics training has improved my behaviour to where I'm only amoral.'
'I just came from our stock broker. Our quality of life has just improved!'
"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."
Tags:book, books, scroll, scrolls, scrolling, technology, technologies, invention, invent, invents, internet, online, on-line, world wide web, history, historical, techno-pessimism, computer, computers, replace, replacing, obsolete, obsolescence, novel, novels, writer, writers, writing, replacement, improved, improving, improve
Bookstore - Telling others how to improve.
"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."
'I was once a caterpillar like you, then I started to listen to personal improvement tapes and viola, look at me now!'