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'Implementing these changes won't be easy. We're pretty set in doing things the wrong way.'
The Department of Lessons Learned...
"You make me want to be a better person than you."
Tags:choice, choices, restaurant, restaurants, dinner, eating out, out to eat, dining, fine dining, waiter, waiters, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, date, dates, first dates, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, better, better person, self, self improvement, improving, improve, improvement, betterment, self betterment, self image, persuade, persuading, pretentious, pretentiously, self love, jealous, jealousy, competitive, competition, backhanded, backhanded compliment, insult, insulted, insulting, rude, rudely, mean, foot in mouth
'It's for passing my drug test.'
Tags:drug, drugs, drug test, drug tests, drug testing, pass, passes, passing, passed, p plate, p plates, award, awards, awarding, awarded, proud, performance enhancing, steroid, steroids, improve, improves, improving, improvement, jock, jocks, athlete, athletes, jacket, jackets, patch, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"The 'Ho ho ho' thing—we get it. By Act II, I'm looking for it to have evolved."
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, santa's workshop, ho ho ho, acting, actor, actors, actress, actresses, acting workshop, acting workshops, evolving, evolved, evolution, improvement, improving, acting coach, acting coaches, casting director, casting directors, training, critique, critiquing, critical, criticising, criticizing, advice, entertainment
'Good news and bad news, Kevin. You tested negative for steroids, but positive for estrogen.'
Tags:drug test, drugs test, drug tests, drug tests, steroid, steroids, estrogen, oestrogen, hormone, hormones, result, results, negative, negatives, positive, positives, good news, bad news, baseball, base ball, performance enhancing, female hormone, female hormones, improvement, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Where are we supposed to play now?'
'The specialist gave me this medicine for my hearing loss. He said two drops a day in my beer, but so far I haven't noticed any improvements.'
'Since I got this exercise ball, my abs have gotten into the best shape they've ever been!'
'It's done wonders for my self-esteem.'
Tags:fish, fishes, shark, sharks, fin, fins, self esteem, self-esteem, self confidence, self-confidence, pride, prides, proud, large, larger, size, sizes, sized, sizing, fake, fakes, faked, attach, attaches, attached, attachment, attachments, improve, improves, improvement, improved, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
After taking daily supplements of Smarties, Glenn discovers that they actually do increase one's IQ.
A stick figure evolving into a more realistic-looking man
Tags:evolution, evolutionism, evolving, the process of evolution, evolution process, evolutionist, evolutionists, the evolution of humans, darwin, the theory of evolution, science, biology, art, drawing, drawings, sketch, sketches, cartoons, man, men, progress, improvement, artistic skills, artistic talent, child's drawing, artistic development, development
"You make me want to be a better man, Olivia. Then maybe I could find somebody else."
Tags:choice, choices, restaurant, restaurants, dinner, eating out, out to eat, dining, fine dining, waiter, waiters, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, date, dates, first dates, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, better, better person, self, self improvement, improving, improve, improvement, betterment, self betterment, self image, persuade, persuading, pretentious, pretentiously, self love, jealous, jealousy, competitive, competition, backhanded, backhanded compliment, insult, insulted, insulting, rude, rudely, mean, foot in mouth, as good as it gets, married life, marriage
"I just worry that we won't be able to provide the same level of crap that our parents gave us."
While he supported Ann's right to express her opinion, Don felt she needed to hone her people skills a bit.
'Now this time, just for the heck of it, try releasing that sucker a little sooner,'
Tags:athlete, athletes, athletics, javelin, javelins, throw, throws, throwing, thrower, throwers, coach, coaches, coached, coaching, improve, improves, improvement, improvements, suggest, suggests, suggestion, suggestions, suggested, rubbish, useless, distance, distances, release, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'No, no, the pills don't have any medication to improve your balance. You'll just get steadier on your feet by trying to catch pills that are thrown to you.'
Boss: 'Change is good!' Employees: 'Who's getting fired?'
"I've just joined a support group for boring people."
Tags:support, supportive, supporting, support group, support groups, group, groups, relationship, relationships, boring, anti-social, introvert, introverts, introverted, people, man, men, friend, friends, improve, improvement, elf-improvement, help, self-help, coping, community, communities, social network, social networks, mental health
"After you confess, can you fill out this survey to help us improve our interrogation methods?"
Tags:police, police officer, officer, officers, law enforcement, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, research, stereotypical, interrogate, interrogates, interrogation, interrogations, confess, confession, confessions, question, questions, questioning, subvert, subverted, subversion, survey, surveys, clash, whiplash, mood whiplash, mood swing, clashed, clashing, help, help us, help us improve, improved, improves, improvement, improvements, customer, customers, review, reviews, customer service, service, ironic, irony, ironically, modern life, modern world, criminal, criminals, crime, crimes, consumer, consumerism
"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"
Tags:improve, improvement, improvements, improved, better, interior design, interior decorating, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating, renovation, renovations, renovated, changed, change, changes, changing, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, changed man, newlywed, newlyweds, new wife, new wives, new house, new home, man, men
"I like to think that each generation will need a little less therapy than the generation before."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, generation, generations, generation gap, less, positive, positive thinking, optimism, optimistic, optimist, optimists, improving, improvement, modern life
New, Improved Cat
Tags:cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, cat, cats, feline, felines, obedient, obedience, thoughtful, thoughtfulness, considerate, consideration, update, updates, updated, genetic engineer, genetic engineers, genetic engineering, genetic modification, genetically modified, improved, improvement, improvements
"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"
Tags:hospital, hospitals, patient, patients, medical, medicine, visitor, visitors, improvement, improving, balloon, balloons, present, presents, gift, gifts, comfort, get well soon, recovery, recovering, resting, thoughtful gesture, kind gesture, thoughtful gestures, kind gestures, well-meaning, well-intentioned, helpless, unable to move, injured, seriously injured
'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'