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'Implementing these changes won't be easy. We're pretty set in doing things the wrong way.'
'Where are we supposed to play now?'
'The specialist gave me this medicine for my hearing loss. He said two drops a day in my beer, but so far I haven't noticed any improvements.'
After taking daily supplements of Smarties, Glenn discovers that they actually do increase one's IQ.
'Your glaucoma will never improve this way, Buzzy.'
'Now this time, just for the heck of it, try releasing that sucker a little sooner,'
Tags:athlete, athletes, athletics, javelin, javelins, throw, throws, throwing, thrower, throwers, coach, coaches, coached, coaching, improve, improves, improvement, improvements, suggest, suggests, suggestion, suggestions, suggested, rubbish, useless, distance, distances, release, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'No, no, the pills don't have any medication to improve your balance. You'll just get steadier on your feet by trying to catch pills that are thrown to you.'
While he supported Ann's right to express her opinion, Don felt she needed to hone her people skills a bit.
"After you confess, can you fill out this survey to help us improve our interrogation methods?"
Tags:police, police officer, officer, officers, law enforcement, crimes, criminal, criminals, research, stereotypical, interrogate, interrogates, interrogation, interrogations, confess, confession, confessions, question, questions, questioning, subvert, subverted, subversion, survey, surveys, clash, whiplash, mood whiplash, mood swing, clashed, clashing, help, help us, help us improve, improved, improves, improvement, improvements, customer, customers, review, reviews, customer service, service, ironic, irony, ironically, modern life, modern world, criminal, criminals, crimes, consumer, consumerism
"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"
Tags:improve, improvement, improvements, improved, better, interior design, interior decorating, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating, renovation, renovations, renovated, changed, change, changes, changing, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, changed man, newlywed, newlyweds, new wife, new wives, new house, new home, man, men
Pop-up ad in front of a cartoon.
Tags:cartoons, comic, comics, customer, customers, customer service, service, customer feedback, feedback, survey, surveys, questionnaire, questionnaires, opinion, opinions, reader satisfaction, improving, improvements, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, inconvenient, pop-up, pop-ups, pop-up ad, pop-up dads, ad, ads, advertising, online, internet, computer, computers, technology, modern life
New, Improved Cat
Tags:cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, cat, cats, feline, felines, obedient, obedience, thoughtful, thoughtfulness, considerate, consideration, update, updates, updated, genetic engineer, genetic engineers, genetic engineering, genetic modification, genetically modified, improved, improvement, improvements
'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'
'I hope you don't mind, but I used the computer to remove all those age spots and that hideous mole you have.'
'I see improvement . . . but you're not out of the woods, yet.'
'We need to make some changes. Change something that changes nothing.'
'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'Vocabulary'?'
'The ethics training has improved my behaviour to where I'm only amoral.'
This Week-New And Improved
Tags:new and improved, calendar, calendars, weekly planner, weekly planners, ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, sales tactic, sales tactics, marketing tactic, marketing tactics, consumerism, buzzword, buzzwords, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, product sticker, product stickers, improvement, improvements, upgrade, upgrades
"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."
'Last year we increased sales by 100%.'
"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."
Tags:media, open letter, public, publicity, public image, critic, everyone's a critic, notes, note, noting, review, reviews, improve, improvement, improvements, critique, critiqued, critiquing, critiques, criticise, criticism, criticisms, critical, cross examine, cross-examined, open letter, open letters, letter, letters, celeb, celebrity, celebrities, opinion, opinionate, troll, trolling, internet, internet outrage, outraged, slut shaming, slut-shaming, angry, anger, petty, pettiness, men, obsessed
"Everybody's a critic!"
Tags:married life, marriage, married, couple, couples, romance, romantic, love, loving, pillow, intimate, intimates, critic, everyone's a critic, notes, note, noting, review, reviews, improve, improvement, improvements, critique, critiqued, critiquing, critiques, criticise, criticism, criticisms, critical, cross examine, cross-examined, compatibility, communication, good communication, teaching, communication skills, everybody's a critic
"Chauncy's getting better...at least this time he only chewed up one of your slippers!"
'I need you to identify the problem. Here's your mirror.'