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"You make me want to be a better person than you."
Tags:choice, choices, restaurant, restaurants, dinner, eating out, out to eat, dining, fine dining, waiter, waiters, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, date, dates, first dates, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, better, better person, self, self improvement, improving, improve, improvement, betterment, self betterment, self image, persuade, persuading, pretentious, pretentiously, self love, jealous, jealousy, competitive, competition, backhanded, backhanded compliment, insult, insulted, insulting, rude, rudely, mean, foot in mouth
'It's for passing my drug test.'
Tags:drug, drug test, drug tests, drug testing, pass, passes, passing, passed, p plate, p plates, award, awards, awarding, awarded, proud, performance enhancing, steroid, steroids, improve, improves, improving, improvement, jock, jocks, athlete, athletes, jacket, jackets, patch, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"The 'Ho ho ho' thing—we get it. By Act II, I'm looking for it to have evolved."
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, santa's workshop, ho ho ho, acting, actor, actors, actress, actresses, acting workshop, acting workshops, evolving, evolved, evolution, improvement, improving, acting coach, acting coaches, casting director, casting directors, training, critique, critiquing, critical, criticising, criticizing, advice, entertainment
"You're making good contact. You just need to work on your quiet class."
Tags:baseball, baseball player, baseball players, bat, bats, batting, batting practice, class, class act, class acts, classy, improve, improves, improving, athlete, athletes, professional athlete, professional athletes, athletic, appearance, superficial, superficiality, coach, coaches, coaching, batting coach, batting coaches
'Since I got this exercise ball, my abs have gotten into the best shape they've ever been!'
After taking daily supplements of Smarties, Glenn discovers that they actually do increase one's IQ.
"You make me want to be a better man, Olivia. Then maybe I could find somebody else."
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'No, no, the pills don't have any medication to improve your balance. You'll just get steadier on your feet by trying to catch pills that are thrown to you.'
Dave wanted to make sure that he'd be able to blow out all the candles on his cake.
Pop-up ad in front of a cartoon.
Tags:cartoons, comic, comics, customer, customers, customer service, service, customer feedback, feedback, survey, surveys, questionnaire, questionnaires, opinion, opinions, reader satisfaction, improving, improvements, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, inconvenient, pop-up, pop-ups, pop-up ad, pop-up dads, ad, ads, advertising, online, internet, computer, computers, technology, modern life
"I like to think that each generation will need a little less therapy than the generation before."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, generation, generations, generation gap, less, positive, positive thinking, optimism, optimistic, optimist, optimists, improving, improvement, modern life
"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"
Tags:hospital, hospitals, patient, patients, medical, medicine, visitor, visitors, improvement, improving, balloon, balloons, present, presents, gift, gifts, comfort, get well soon, recovery, recovering, resting, thoughtful gesture, kind gesture, thoughtful gestures, kind gestures, well-meaning, well-intentioned, helpless, unable to move, injured, seriously injured
'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'
'Your assignment, should you choose to accept, is to increase educational standards while support services dwindle.'
"Why don't you just stay and work on being a better ﬁsh?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, science, biology, evolution, evolutionary theory, darwin's theory of evolution, theory of evolution, darwin, evolutionism, evolutionist, evolutionists, evolving, evolve, better, self-improvement, self-help, improving, developing, self-development, change, changing, changes, making a change, mental health
'I just came from our stock broker. Our quality of life has just improved!'
"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."
Tags:book, books, scroll, scrolls, scrolling, technology, technologies, invention, invent, invents, internet, online, on-line, world wide web, history, historical, techno-pessimism, computer, computers, replace, replacing, obsolete, obsolescence, novel, novels, writer, writers, writing, replacement, improved, improving, improve
'The ethics training has improved my behaviour to where I'm only amoral.'
'I was once a caterpillar like you, then I started to listen to personal improvement tapes and viola, look at me now!'
'Now this is my kind of green!'
'I need you to identify the problem. Here's your mirror.'
'How can we improve sales?'
"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"
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'It needs brakes.'
"He's still working on his communication skills."
Tags:communication skill, communication skills, semaphore, semaphores, flag signalling system, flag signalling systems, flag signaling system, flag signaling systems, improve, improves, improvement, improvements, improving, parent, parents, parenting, parenting skill, parenting skills, dad, dads, father, fathers, fathering