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The Humpty Syndrome: 'Hmm...Up until now, I never had the urge to sit on a wall...'
The Full Disclosure Amusement Park: 'Tunnel of Impulse and Questionable Judgment.'
Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!
Tags:morning-after, the morning after, walk of shame, walks of shame, regret, regrets, hangover, hangovers, hungover, binging, binge eating, binge eater, diet, dieting, off the wagon, fall off the wagon, addiction, addict, easy fix, easy fixes, impulse, impulses, impulsive, shopping spree, shopping sprees, resolution, resolutions, smoking, quitting smoking, smoker, gambling, problem gambler, problem drinker, problem drinkers, hair of the dog, guilt, guilty, shame, remorse, remorseful, miracle drug, miracle drugs, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, pill, pills, medicine, medicines, self-medicate, self-medicated
Man looking at a street sign that reads "Curb your limits"
Tags:man, men, businessman, businessmen, street scene, street scenes, street sign, street signs, road sign, road signs, sign, signs, signage, street, streets, road, roads, curb your instincts, restrain yourself, restrain, curb, keep under control, hold back, subdue, suppress, feeling, feelings, intuition, gut feeling, gut feelings, impulse, impulses, don't be yourself, be someone else, fit in, fitting in, pretend, make-believe, don't trust yourself
Gambling was in his blood. Couldn't help it - he had an irregular heartbeat. Even his pulse was impulsive.
A man walks his dog wearing a cone.
Tags:cone, cones, scratch, scratches, scratching, compulsive, compulsive behavior, compulsive behaviors, impulse, impulses, impulsive, impulsiveness, compulsion, compulsions, resist, resists, resisting, stitches, solidarity, dog cone, dog cones, dog collar, dog collars, recovery collar, recovery collars, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, compulsive behaviour, compulsive behaviours, dog owner, dog owners, too much coffee man
"I gotta quit that."
Tags:dog, dogs, smoke, smokes, smoking, smoker, smokers, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters, consume, consumes, consuming, tobacco, tobacco product, tobacco products, regret, regrets, regretting, quit, quits, quitting, stop smoking, cold turkey, going cold turkey, impulse, impulses, impulse control, impulsive, impulsiveness, self-control, no self-control, lack of self-control
"When I was your age, I'd mastered repression."
Tags:repress, represses, repression, repressed desire, repressed desires, repressing desires, bury, buries, burying, maturity, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, parent, parents, parenting, mental development, childhood development, dishes, impulse, impulses, impulsive, impulsiveness, chore, chores
"The moon is full, Lester. Don't you feel even a teensy bit like howling?"
In case of urge to tidy up, clean glass.
Tags:cleanliness, clean, cleans, cleaning, tidy, tidies, tidying up, tidied up, cleaner, cleaners, clean glass, window cleaner, window cleaners, ocd, ocds, obsessive compulsive, obsessive compulsives, neat freak, neat freaks, impulse, impulses, tidy, tidiness, tidying, group therapy, group therapies, support group, support groups
"Musn't fetch...musn't fetch..."
Tags:javelin, javelins, athlete, athletes, athletic, athletics, athletics competition, athletics competitions, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, dog behaviour, dog behavior, canine behaviour, canine behavior, dog owner, dog owners, chase, chases, chasing, fetch, fetching, instinct, instincts, impulse, impulses
"I'm going to lower taxes to stimulate the economy and lop off a few heads because I dawn well feel like it."
Involuntary Action Group
Hiker yawns after seeing hole in a tree that resembles a yawning mouth.
Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.
Tags:bear, bears, hike, hikes, hiking, hiker, hikers, endangered, endanger, help, helps, helping, helper, helpers, advice, advise, manual, manuals, guide, guides, impulse, impulses, morgan, hirschi, froze, frozen, freeze, freezes, indecision, indecisive, choice, choices, cunning, beg, beggar, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"You have Kleptomania, and my fountain pen."
'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'
Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...
Do It Now
'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'
'Do you know what I feel like Doris? I feel like kickin' some ass.'
'Can you help block my benevolent impulses?'
'Why don't you lie down until the feeling goes away.'