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"What if the-powers-that-be don't know any more than we do?"
"It's come to my attention your tail has been wagging the entire accounting department."
Woman in control of household and kids.
'Do you want to talk to the man in charge or the woman that knows what's going on?'
"Good evening, folks. My name is Leonard, and I hold all the cards."
"I understand that by the time we've hit our teens we'll have them pretty much where we want them."
"Makes you feel in control, doesn't it?"
'I began to think I was actually able to control the weather. The truth is, the weather was controlling me.'
The Ventriloquist - 'Hmm - why do my wife's lips move while I'm talking?'
'He jumps when I say jump.'
I insisted the stupid vacuum cleaner Fred bought for my birthday come with a special labor-saving attachment...him!
Lady vicar offering new bride a husband owner's manual.