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'My labor was a breeze! Nine minutes and out he came!'
'Push! That's it. It's just like passing a football.'
Maternity Ward - Push Hard.
'What? Didn't your parents ever tell you who delivers babies???'
'Nobody knows what happened to her but I've heard it was a complicated birth.'
'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'
Maternity ward...push, push harder.
Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.
'God, you did this to me you son of a bitch!'
Push! PUSH! ...No not you nurse!
'I can't play too long, I think my mom is having labor day pains,'
'Don't worry Mrs Wilkins, we have a new procedure to speed up delivery. All you have to do is push. The sprinkler and Slip 'n Slide will take care of the rest.'
'Congratulations - you're the father of four!'
'That's a different sort of delivery. If your wife's having a baby, you should be in the delivery room, not the mail room.'
'It's a boy.'
'More hot water!'
'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'
'I'm afraid we don't deliver on Sundays.'
Maternity Ward - door sign reads "Push, go on, push!"
'Can you hold on a few more minutes? They're on the 8th hole.'
Chicken laying an egg.
Nurse looking for the father of a black baby.