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"Yeah, but for a fat guy who doesn't exercise I'm in pretty good shape."
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"I'm glad to see that almost everyone has been taking advantage of the new executive fitness center."
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"As a species we're endangered. As an individual I'm in great shape."
"Do these abs make me look gay?"
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"I love your body - where did you get it?"
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"Actually, he's not all that big, but he's really ripped."
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"I'm starting to see some real definition in my abs."
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"I looked at you and thought, I bet this man runs marathons."
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"I can't even begin to work out until I find the right news to infuriate me."
"I am, of course, quite fit, or, if you prefer, quite extraordinarily fit, but I wouldn't say I was 'perfectly fit.'"
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A gravestone with an epitaph that reads "Here lies Helayne Spinak - 103 pounds, go prove it."
"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"
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"Nintey-six kids? Well, you look amazing."
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"It's right about here that my socks fall down."
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'You're out of shape, Smith. So, from now on, you're no longer allowed to use the elevator. I want you to climb the building to get to your office.'
'Relax. I'm the Trim Reaper. I'm here for hr flabby thighs and your spare tire.'
'If you don't start exercising more, you'll turn into slush.'
"THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET IN SHAPE."
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'You look good, for a guy in your shape.'
A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.
"You can lie to me, you can lie to your trainer, you can even lie to yourself, but you can't lie to your Fitbit."
"My mistake. I must have had you on the Beach Ball Body program."
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"I've been working exclusively on my core."
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'I'm trying to get him in shape for the dog show.'