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"Darling, I'm going to put you on hold, which means I'm crazy about you and can't bear to let you go."
Tags:business, businesses, businessman, business men, busy, too busy, phone, phones, phone call, phone calls, put on hold, being put on hold, rude, occupied, preoccupied, can't reply, reassure, reassuring, reassurance, meaning, means, crazy, unreachable, unattainable, inaccessible, priority, prioritising, priorities, comfort, comforting
"Sure you can see Mr. Donaldson; just cross my palm with silver."
Tags:receptionist, receptionists, business meeting, business meetings, bribe, bribes, bribery, making the most, expense, expensive, inaccessible, inaccessibility, gatekeeper, gatekeepers, the gatekeeper, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchy, office hierarchies, cross my palm, cross my palm with silver
"Did you enter the correct password?"
Tags:password, passwords, correct, correct password, correct passwords, incorrect password, incorrect passwords, king arthur, king, kingdom, rule, sword, swords, boulder, boulders, technology, trouble, troubles, difficulty, difficulties, problem, problems, inaccessible, undecipherable, decipher, puzzle, puzzles, puzzled, wifi, wireless internet, access, internet, sword in the stone
"I blame the see-saw industry."
"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, in therapy, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, in counseling, in counselling, mental health, mental health problems, mental health problem, mental health issues, mental health issues, psychobabble, technojargon, technobabble, jargon, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, confused, confusion, inaccessible, inaccessibility, buzzword, buzzwords
Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object
"Why do you always fall for these totally unobtainable types?"
Tags:love, unrequited, falling in love, fall for, falling for, romance, romantic, tragic, tragedy, drama, melodrama, melodramatic, relationship, relationships, men, women, dating, dating woes, dating trouble, dating troubles, unattainable, inaccessible, partner, partners, taste, gothic, female friendship
Walk-in Clinic and Climb up Clinic.
Tags:walk-in clinics, walk-in clinic, walk in clinic, walk in clinics, doctors office, disabled access, doctor's office, health, seniors, senior, citizen, citizens, oap, oaps, pensioner, pensioners, accessibility, accessibility standards, handicap, disabilities, aging, limited mobility, ramps, easy access, building codes, climbing, rope climbing, inaccessible
"Mr. Smith's office doesn't have a door. You have to batter your way through the wall."
Tags:meeting, meetings, unfriendly, antisocial, anti-social, anti social, door, doors, wall, walls, break down, reception, receptionist, receptionists, access, inaccessible, exec, execs, executive, executives, manager, managers, management, desperate measures, businessman, business man, businessmen, business men, offices
"How can I bench-press twice my weight when there are children in this world who don't even have weights?"
Tags:gym, gyms, weight, weights, bench-press, bench-pressing, body weight, personal trainer, personal trainers, children, poverty, living in poverty, third-world country, poor, disheartened, disheartening, access, inaccessible, unfair, deprived, deprivation, need, needs, basic needs, poverty-stricken, charity, help, living condition, living conditions, exercise, exercising, strength training, suffer, suffers, suffering
Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?"
'I have no idea how you died, we don't have access to your medical records."
"He's in Amsterdam right now discussing video conferencing."
'He won't email, text or tweet. He's so inaccessible!'
Institution of $20,000 plus Tuition Per year Learning
'It's the only way to get to see their more inaccessible plants!'
P.C. in the Stone
If your name is Adams or Henderson, go right in. If it's Sykes or Adams he's out of the country for three weeks.
Just as a matter of interest, how long have you been on hold?
"I can't talk to him anymore. He's so...wireless remote!"
Tags:marriage counseling, computers, wireless, remote, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, inaccessible, non-communicative, divorce, communication, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counselling, marriage therapist, marriage therapists, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, marriage counseling, wireless tech, wireless technology
"When you said the door to your office was always open, I pictured things a bit differently!"
Tags:ceo, ceos, chief exec, chief executives, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, open door policy, open-door policy, management style, management styles, corporate culture, accessibility, accessible, inaccessible, inaccessibility, corporate culture, corporate ladder, communication policy, communications policy