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The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew
"I'm sorry, young man, I just can't go through with this ceremony!"
"Oh, thank God!"
A toaster plays fetch
"I swear, if someone told me ten years ago I'd be sitting naked on a tree limb talking to a can of peaches in syrup, I'd have said they were crazy."
Prisoner still life painting.
"Stop fidgeting...every time we move it scares the bejeebers out of them!"
"How long have you believed that inanimate objects talk to you?"
Homeless, crippled, blind, inanimate object.
'Spreadbury! Never forget a face - 1957! Gave you a beating... good old school days, eh? Spreaders?'
The Man Who Could Extract Guilt From Inanimate Objects,
'Listen to this Ted. It says here that one of the first signs of insanity is talking to inanimate objects.'
It could've been the wind, but he was sure the bear had sneezed.
"Funny how you can get so attached to inanimate objects."