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"We saved all your old diapers."
Tags:nappy, nappies, save, saves, saving, sentimental, sentiment, pack rat, pack rats, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, son, sons, attic, attics, nostalgia, nostalgic, gift, gifts, grown up, growing up, memento, mementos, dirty diaper, dirty diapers, inappropriate, health hazard, health hazards, unhealthy, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems
"Everything's more fun with Muppets!"
Tags:execution, executions, children's show, children's shows, childrens show, childrens shows, kid, kids, audience, audiences, child, children, inappropriate, cute, evil, fun, guillotine, capital punishment, death penalty, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, lighten up, lightening up, shock, offense, offence
"I think I've got it-Mandela, the After-Shave."
Tags:mandela, nelson mandela, inappropriate, inappropriateness, south africa, after shave, after-shave, politics, meetings, advertising, executive, executives, conference, conferences, consumerism, consumerist, disrespectful, trends, fashion, trend, meeting, sales, selling, sold, market, marketing, disrespectful
"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."
Tags:beanbag, beanbags, chair, chairs, sofa, sofas, comfy, comfort, comfortable, royalty, royal, monarch, monarchy, king, the king, kingship, aristocracy, class, classes, behind, bottom, befit, befitting, suit, suited, suitable, appropriate, occasion, sat, lie, lying, lay, casual, appropriate, inappropriate, too casual, overly casual, informal, formal, formality, formal occasion
"I suppose it all started with casual Fridays."
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, monotony, monotonous, business clothes, business wear, casual cloth, casual clothing, business clothing, casual friday, casual fridays, dress down, dressing down, dress-down, dressing down, underwear, underpants, pants, inappropriate, unprofessional, suit, suits, business suit, business suits, fashions, individual, individualist, individualists, individualistic, nonconformist, nonconformists, slippery slope, slippery slopes, business management, poor management, bad management, fashions
"Hey, I'm just messing with your head."
Tags:shrink, shrinks, headshrinker, headshrinkers, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, mess with your head, messing with your head, prank, pranks, joke, jokes, cruel, cruelty, inappropriate, inappropriateness, manipulative, emotional, manipulation, tease, teases, teasing
"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."
"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, weird, strange, unusual, creepy, doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, dating, dates, date, bad date, bad dates, ear, ears, otoscope, otoscopes, auriscope, auriscopes, medical device, medical devices, medical tool, medical tools, exam, exams, examination, examination, inappropriate, bad doctor, bad doctors, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, drunk doctor, drunk doctors
'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'
Tags:charon, ferryman, ferrymen, living, livings, career, careers, styx, acheron, greek mythology, greek mythologies, underworld, hades, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, job, jobs, bad joke, bad jokes, pun, puns, inappropriate, joke, jokes, humour, humor, grim reaper, grims, non sequitur
"This is Father's Day, not Father Issues Day."
"As you know, Russian roulette is not a game to be taken lightly."
"Coronary bypass! Upstairs! Third floor! Twelve hundred, firm! Check it out!"
Tags:consumerism, profiteer, profiteering, leaflet, leaflets, flyer, flyers, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, advert, adverts, ad, ads, commuting, commute, the commute, commuter, commuters, coronary bypass, coronary bypasses, operation, operations, heart surgery, heart surgery, inappropriate, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"Tell me what you're wearing."
"Whatever made you think our employee empowerment program included firearms?"
Tags:firearm, firearms, second amendment, gun control, gun control law, gun control laws, empowerment, employee empowerment, female empowerment, gun, guns, weapons, weapon, inappropriate, weapons in the workplace, irresponsible, irresponsibility, over kill, overkill, over the top, bad employee, bad employees, gun policy
"We're encouraging people to become involved in their own rescue."
"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."
Tags:film, movie, movies, kids movie, kids movies, kids' movie, kids' movies, childrens movie, childrens movies, children's movie, children's movies, cartoons, cinema, cinemas, movie theatre, movies theatres, movie theater, movie theaters, kid, kids, children, childhood, family entertainment, hidden joke, hidden jokes, wisecrack, wisecracks, wise crack, wise cracks, innuendo, innuendos, inappropriate, inappropriateness, family film, family films, family movie, family movies
"As I entered the courthouse this morning, I distinctly heard a high-pitched kissing noise directed my way!"
'Somehow, with the world the way it is, calling a conference room where we decide whether our logo should be square or rectangular 'the war room' seems a tad. . .'
"It's from Santa, and it goes way, way beyond jolly."
"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."
Tags:display, displays, display model, display models, toilet, toilets, toilet seat, toilet seats, home furnishing, home furnishings, furnishing, furnishings, bathroom, bathrooms, showroom, showrooms, demo, demos, demonstration, demonstrations, demonstrate, demonstrates, demonstrating, display, displays, display purposes, inappropriate, use, uses, using, pooping, defecate, defecates, defecating, defecation
Kissing at the Movies
Tags:movie, movies, film, pictures, old film, old films, old movie, old movies, talkies, kiss, kissing, pda, kissing in public, public displays of affection, interruption, interruptions, interrupted, inconsiderate, in love, kissing at the movies, kissing in movie theater, movie theatre, movie theatres, movie theater, movie theaters, cinema, cinemas, inappropriate
Tags:mint, mints, psychotherapy, psychotherapist, psychotherapists, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychology, psychologists, psychologist, therapy session, therapy sessions, session, sessions, after-dinner mint, after dinner mints, jarring, jarred, surprise, faux pas, inappropriate
"Tell your grandfather how much you like his present and ask him if he still has the receipt."
Tags:return, returns, gift, gifts, present, presents, christmas, x-mas, xmas, unwanted, unwanted gift, unwanted gifts, receipt, receipts, returns department, returns departments, self-interest, self-interested, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, exchange, exchanges, exchanging, birthday, birthdays, thankful, grateful, inappropriate, ask permission, asking permission, limited screen time, limiting screen time
"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."
"I'm afraid Mr. Bickles has some bad news."