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"This is Father's Day, not Father Issues Day."
"How much you puttin' in?"
"How many times have I asked you not to discuss stubbornly high interest rates in front of the children?"
Tags:bank, banks, banker, bankers, interest rate, interest rates, interest, family life, family-life, kid, kids, childhood, childhoods, interest level, interest levels, inappropriate behaviour, inappropriate behavior, inappropriate, subject matter, child friendly, bore, bores, boredom, boring, bore, bores, dad, dads, child-friendly, child friendly, child friendliness, father, fathers
"I brought you an updated list of people to admire."
Tags:role model, role models, metoo, #metoo, idol, idols, hero, heroes, heroic, harasser, harassers, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, too much coffee man, admire, admires, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, set an example, sets an example, setting an example, update, updates, let down, let downs, admiration, parent, parents, parenting, inappropriate behavior, inappropriate behaviour, modern times, modern life
"When you die, can I have this couch?"
Tags:therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, mental health, patient, patients, couch, couches, sofa, sofas, will, wills, last will and testimony, inheritance, inheritances, inappropriate, inappropriateness, inappropriate behaviour, inappropriate behavior
"You're a very interesting waiter, but don't you have any other tables to take care of?"
"I'll have this guy, this guy, and this guy."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, customer, customers, pointing, this guy, faux pas, casual, inappropriate, inappropriate behavior, inappropriate behaviour, impolite, informal, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, upscale, elitist, elitism
"Has anyone mentioned to you that I ride a Harley to work?"
Tags:office, offices, office life, business, businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, man, men, manager, managers, boss, bosses, executive, executive, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, bragging, brag, boast, boasting, manly, show-off, showing off, motorcycle, motorcycles, motorbike, motorbikes, inappropriate behavior, inappropriate behaviour
The Wilsons visit the wrong petting zoo.
Tags:petting zoo, petting zoos, zoo, zoos, zoo enclosure, zoo enclosures, zoo animal, zoo animals, inappropriate, inappropriate behaviour, inappropriate behavior, kid, kids, mating ritual, mating rituals, monkey, monkeys, kid, kids, r-rated, r rated, tourist, tourists, tourist attraction, tourist attractions
"Long answer: he's dead. Short answer: dead."
Tags:surgeon, surgeons, emergency procedure, emergency surgery, emergency surgeries, operating theatre, operating theater, bedside manner, bad news, delivering bad news, long answer, short answer, surgeon, surgeons, doctor, doctors, waiting room, grief, unprofessional, inappropriate behaviour, inappropriate behavior, unprofessional behavior, unprofessional behaviour
"I'm not your instructor - I'm just a weird guy making an unwanted advance."
"Please point out when we're passing a graveyard so that I can start whistling."
"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"
"Now where's your charming Mr. Felton?"
Tags:courtship, courtships, courting, date, dates, overprotective parent, overprotective parents, chaperone, chaperones, father, fathers, fatherhood, overprotective father, overprotective fathers, charm, charming, charmer, charmers, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, grope, gropes, inappropriate behaviour, inappropriate behavior, wandering hands, unwanted advances, vintage, sexually harassing, bad date, bad dates
The Indiscreet Boy Points at a Woman
"Oh, you know, the usual - just imagining what my co-workers look like naked."
"Good Lord, Professor! There it goes - the theory of everything!"
Tags:theory of everything, sex appeal, student, students, professor, professors, physics, undergrad, undergrads, inappropriate behaviour, inappropriate behavior, scientific discovery, scientific discoveries, scientific breakthrough, scientific breakthroughs, scientist, scientists, physicist, physicists, biology
"I think it's a library - you know, that place for middle-aged men to look at p********y."
"As a young man, I had many questions about love. I think I have the answers now, except for a few that are still pending in the courts."
Tags:young man, young men, sexually harass, lawsuit, lawsuits, sue, sues, suing, metoo, #metoo, question, questions, questioning, question about love, questions about love, reminisce, reminisces, reminiscing, nostalgia, nostalgic, taken to court, naive, naivete, inappropriate behavior, inappropriate behaviour
"Just think - somewhere down there someone is doing something inappropriate!"
'I've never felt so alive...'
"It's the boss's son, what can I do about it?"
"I really am young at heart: I got a 34 year old's in a transplant."
Tags:heart, heart problems, heart transplant, heart transplants, cardiac, cardiac problems, cardiac issues, old age, ageing, aging, health issues, medicine, organ transplant, organ transplants, medical treatment, medical operation, medical operations, heart operation, heart operations, awkward conversation, awkward conversations, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, inappropriate behaviour, inappropriate behavior, young at heart, flirt
'Warning - inappropriate behaviour could lead to harassement claims. Please shake hands under the mistletoe!'
"What sort of flowers say, 'I promise to obey the restraining order'?"
Tags:stalker, stalk, stalks, stalking, restraining order, restraining orders, harassment, harassments, harassing, flower, flowers, inappropriate, inappropriate behaviour, inappropriate behavior, florist, florists, pest, ex-boyfriends, ex boyfriend, ex boyfriends, ex girlfriend, ex girlfriends, ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriends