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'Are you supporting Obama's position, or were you just lip-syncing?'
"I'm reserving my spot for Hillary's inauguration."
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"I'm terrific at estimating crowd size. It looks like a dozen, maybe two dozen at most."
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Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition
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"I sweat to Pu – err, God."
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"You can eat the one marshmallow right now, or if you wait fifteen minutes, I'll give you two marshmallows and swear you in as President of the United States."
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"'Ask not what the budget can do for you, ask what you can do for the budget.' They just might go for it."
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"I think this unparliamentary language all started with the oath of allegiance!"
"Place your left hand on the Bible, raise your right hand, and repeat after me, 'Wow, I can't believe this is happening to me.'"
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"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"
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"Hold on -- that's a trash fire. Over there is Trump's Inauguration speech."
"Oh, so this is what a Bible looks like."
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'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'
"Um... Mr Trump? When I said raise your hand..."
'Just think! A front-row seat to the start of the 2016 election season!'
"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"
'...and now to administer the oath of office to the president....here's Oprah Winfrey.'
New Mandate - Gun Control, Immigration Reform, Jobs, End of War, and Health Reform.
"Run, girls, run and never look back."
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"And I vow that I will be president of ALL these United States...and it will be hu-u-uge!"
"I went to Trump's inauguration party and must admit I was disappointed only my hand was grabbed."
"And do you, Donald Trump, promise to cool it a little?
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"It's the new Trump Tower..."
'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'