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"I'm reserving my spot for Hillary's inauguration."
'Are you supporting Obama's position, or were you just lip-syncing?'
Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition
"I sweat to Pu – err, God."
"Place your left hand on the Bible, raise your right hand, and repeat after me, 'Wow, I can't believe this is happening to me.'"
'Thank you, Beyonce, for the inspiration! Pre-recorded lip-syncing! No more gaffes...'
'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'
'Just think! A front-row seat to the start of the 2016 election season!'
New Mandate - Gun Control, Immigration Reform, Jobs, End of War, and Health Reform.
'...and now to administer the oath of office to the president....here's Oprah Winfrey.'
"Run, girls, run and never look back."
"What if an atheist is elected president? Will he still have to be sworn in with a bible?"
"Why didn't I see you at Trump's inauguration?"