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"Don't worry—he surrounds himself with good people."
Tags:dog, dogs, pilot, pilots, airplane, airplanes, jet, jets, aeroplane, aeroplanes, incompetent, incompetence, affiliations, affiliated, nepotism, nepotist, incapable, incapability, inadequate, inadequacy, passenger, passengers, nervous passenger, nervous passengers, nervous flyer, nervous flyers, dependant, dependence, privilege, privileged, danger, dangerous, bad idea, bad ideas
'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'
"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "
Tags:business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, accountant, accountants, pragmatist, pragmatism, practical, practicality, consideration, considerations, product, products, market, markets, new, new product, new products, simple, simplistic, expected, expectation, expectations, unsurprising, unsurprising, understandable, pretentious, incapable
"When we get home remind me to ask Alexa if the babysitter stole anything."
Tags:baby, babysitter, babysitters, sitter, sitters, stole, steal, stealing, steals, stolen, reind, couple, couples, married couple, married couples, date, dates, dated, dating, partner, partners, parent, parents, parenting, child, childcare, children, care, kid, kids, technology, incapable, rely, relies, relying, relied
'A focus group of classmates, that I assembled, think you can't teach.'
"Hey Siri, when's the next full moon?"
Tags:wolf, wolves, werewolf, werewolves, phases of the moon, full moon, technology, technologies, wildlife biologist, wildlife biologists, biologist, biologists, technology, rely, relied, relying, reliance, relies, assistant, assistants, assist, assisting, assists, assisted, incapable, lost the capability, lose the capability, lose, lost, loses, losing
"Could you go over that once again,
Tags:accountant, accountants, accounting, office, offices, marketing, marketing team, stock, stocks, stock markets, stock market, market crash, market crashes, crash, board room meeting, conference, conferences, meeting, meeting, confused, confusion, confuses, confuse, confusing, unprofessional, unprofessionalism, not capable, incapable, not smart enough, repeat, repetitive, short attention span, short attentions spans
"Phelps, I hope I'm not insulting you when I say you're an incompetent nincompoop."
Tags:office, offices, work, work place, work places, manager, managers, managerial staff, management, boss, bosses, incompetent, inept, unskilled, unskillful, unprofessional, amateur, blundering, blunder, blunders, blundered, inefficient, no good, incapable, idiot, moron, nincompoop, insult, insulted, insults, insulting
'It's not that I don't like the product. I can't get it out of the package.'
Al, The Go-From Guy
Tags:go-to guy, go to guy, big boss, the big guy, men, man, office, office life, insecure, insecurity, inept, ineptitude, incapable, desk jockey, unreliable, unstable, instability, rely, word-play, play on words, word play, businessmen, business men, business man, business man, prepare, prepared, unprepared, that guy, unhelpful, useless
"First of all, where and what is a prostrate?"
"I'm down to my original hat size."
Tags:weight loss, weight, losing weight, obese, obesity, overweight, morbidly obese, fat, bmi, b.m.i., body mass index, diet, dieting, hat, hats, hat size, head size, head circumference, change, changes, seeing change, seeing changes, optimism, optimistic, optimist, fail, failing, failure, incapable, unsuccessful, positive, positivity, hopeful, clothes size, sizes, sizing
"Mr. Barkley, as this is your first day of work, I give you the honor of leading our discussion on how the compnay can navigate at the intersection of strategic planning, brand architecture and program management."
Tags:new job, new jobs, intimidations, bosses, supervisors, intimidated, intimidation, boss, supervisor, mean, mean spirited, putting to the test, put to the test, not capable, incapable, businesswomen, women, professional, executive, businesswomen, women, professional, people managing, manager, humorous, funny, businessman, man, male, out of his depth, out of depth, new recruit, recruitment
"Three Morons At Sea."
"Must you work overtime? Haven't you made enough mistakes for one day?"
Mixed Ability Brown, Landscape Gardener
'I'm being promoted to The Capable Office - he said I'm incapable!'
"According to your aptitude tests you're best suited to retirement."
"I want you to learn Simpson's job, but not from Simpson."
"...what did that music teacher give my super-talented boy to learn, then?"
'Do you have anything for people who really can't help themselves?'
'It won't be easy for me to fire Lomax...But it will be a lot easier than keeping him.'
'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'
I won't have you criticising my work anymore! How do you spell 'quit'?...