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"File for an extension. . . Actually, that's a good idea."
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"It started out as my itemized deductions, but it's turned into a novel."
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'I don't want to brag, but I have a loophole named after me.'
"It's not enough to write 'Megabucks' on your return, Mr. Clacton. You're supposed to tell us how many."
Moses holds a 1040 form.
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'The IRS is here to bite the hand that feeds it.'
"Bob, as a token of my appreciation for this wonderful lunch I would like to disclose to you my income-tax returns for the past four years."
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'Keep a stiff upper lip, Mr. Haskins. That's all you get to keep.'
'Now, using a little accounting magic on your tax return, one and one equals three.'
'I may feel like a million bucks, but after taxes I look like two dollars and fifteen cents.'
"Your income fell drastically, apparently for no better reason than you were goofing off. It almost seems as if you did it deliberately, to spite us."
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'And, of course, that one is my favorite trophy.'
'What's happened to us, Harlow? We use to be in favor of taxing the rich to help the poor.'
'You owe income tax, social security tax, and of course, graduated tax.'
Two doors. One says, 'IRS Entrance,' and the other says, 'Locked.'
"I prefer not to answer the $25,000 question - it would put me in a higher income bracket."
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'That's the way Dad does it on his income tax.'
'Take my advice, stop thinking of it as your money.'
'When I die, please cremate me and send my ashes to the tax office. . .Write on the envelope, 'Now, you have everything.''
'Mr. McWit, being self employed in a one person operation, would you care to explain these deductions for employee theft?'
Procrastination is not tax deductible.
'Taxes? They're a penalty for doing well.'