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"I don't mean to make you miserable on purpose, it just happens in the normal course of my behavior."
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"The roommate thing didn't work out. She's all 'Girls' and I'm more 'Broad City.' "
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"Well, if you can't walk through walls this is where I say goodbye."
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"If only I liked you a little more and you liked like me a little less."
"Oh, sure, I love Bruce and all. But we have conflicting diets."
"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."
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"With you I have known peace, Lida, and now you say you're going crazy."
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'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'
"Let's face it - this was never going to work. You're a beloved children's book character, and I'm a lesbian."
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"I mean, I like him, but there's no kicky portmanteau there."
"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."
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"And would you like a divorce with that?"
"Ed, I think I've reached that seemingly inevitable point in a relationship where I need a little time to step back and try to understand how I've gotten involved with yet another total loser."
"Mother was right about you. You're a toaster."
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"This can never work out. I'm a marsupial."
"It wouldn't work, Arnie. I'm marshmallow and you're hollow!"
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"I just can't be with someone who won't express their emotions as viable data."
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'Unfortunately, my conclusion is that your incompatibility is due to your being incompatible.'
"Let's face it - our relationship is doomed."
"This may come as a shock to you, but you two are not a good fit. It's no one's ground fault. Electricity is not enough. I know it's hertz, but one day you'll connect with watt I'm relaying."
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"Boy, are you a tough nut to crack! This is its fifth season, and you still don't like it."
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Meet Mister Printer!
Moonrise, East Dudley, Rhode Island, July 1988
Sex! thought Byron. What a great Idea! Will share my wonderful idea with Inez!
"Face it... you're not my type."