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"Great news, Phil! The governor has determined that you don't have a high enough I.Q. to merit execution."
Tags:execution, executions, death penalty, the death penalty, electric chair, the electric chair, lethal injection, lethal injections, death row, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, crimes, criminal, criminals, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, death row lawyer, death row lawyers, capital punishment, low iq, iq, incompetent, incompetence, temporary insanity, temporarily insane, legal system, the legal system, illogical, irrational, insanity defense, insanity defence, defense lawyer, defence lawyers, defense lawyers, defence lawyers, criminal prosecution
"Seriously, dude, can we put the air guitar aside while we're lurking?"
Tags:guitar, guitarist, guitar player, air guitar, airguitar, air-guitar, air guitarist, crimes, criminal, mugger, muggers, mugging, lurk, lurking, accomplice, accomplices, partner, partners, partners in crime, thieves, thief, inappropriate behaviour, inopportune behaviour, opportunist, opportunist, reprimand, reprimands, reprimanding, unprofessional, incompetent, incompetence, let down, weak link
"They, like, invented retro."
Tags:history, historical, ancient, greek, greece, pantheon, temple, temples, column, columns, architecture, ruin, ruins, invention, inventions, invented, inventor, inventors, retro, vintage, antique, travel, tourism, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, tourist, tourists, backpacker, backpackers, hipster, hipsters, millennial, millennials, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, dumb
"Let's switch. I'll make the policy, you implement it, and he'll explain it."
"Don't worry—he surrounds himself with good people."
Tags:dog, dogs, pilot, pilots, airplane, airplanes, jet, jets, aeroplane, aeroplanes, incompetent, incompetence, affiliations, affiliated, nepotism, nepotist, incapable, incapability, inadequate, inadequacy, passenger, passengers, nervous passenger, nervous passengers, nervous flyer, nervous flyers, dependant, dependence, privilege, privileged, danger, dangerous, bad idea, bad ideas
"I yelled 'shazam' and there was lightning and a big explosion. They say I was unconcious for two hours."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, superhero, superheros, hero, heros, superpower, superpowers, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, shazam, lightning, unconscious, knocked out, explosion, explosions
"Maybe yes. Maybe no."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, decision, decisions, decision maker, decision makers, big decision, big decisions, indecisive, indecisiveness, incompetent, incompetence, useless, uselessness, unreliable, unreliability
". . . It's my birthday and only good things will be allowed to happen today."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, unreliable, unreliability, manager, managers, business manager, birthday, birthdays, cancelled appointment, cacnelled appointments, canceled appointment, canceled appointments, business managers, boss, bosses, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, good things, incompetent, incompetence
"Fox News has actually learned squat. Details at ten."
Tags:right wing, right wing news, bias, biased, biases, incompetent, incompetence, learn, learns, learning, tv news, news channel, news channels, channel, channels, conservative, conservatives, breaking news, breaking news story, breaking news stories, right wing media, republican, republicans, propaganda
"I go into the meeting totally prepared and I wind up eating out of his hand."
"What the hell? We could use an idiot."
Tags:idiot, idiots, hiring, hire, hires, hired, new guy, new guys, diversity, workplace diversity, diversity hire, diversity hires, positive discrimination, moron, morons, unqualified, incompetent, incompetence, application, applications, interview, interviews, interviewing, job interview, job interviews, worker, workers, working, colleague, colleagues, co-worker, co-workers
"Let's change 'brink of chaos' to 'Everything is wonderful.'"
"I got the tree down, dear."
Tags:christmas, christmas tree, christmas trees, christmas time, christmas decoration, christmas decorations, taking down the decorations, 12 days of christmas, incompetent, incompetence, chainsaw, chainsaws, hyper masculine, hyper masculinity, idiots, idiots, stupid, stupidity, lazy, laziness, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, following orders, following instructions
"I though you said I should take the ball and slowly meander around with it."
Tags:analogy, analogies, business analogy, business analogies, football analogy, football analogies, incompetent, incompetence, bad employee, bad employees, take the ball and run with it, expression, expressions, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, underling, underlings, lazy, laziness, saying, sayings
"Now that I think about it, he might have been holding a seven."
Tags:line up, line ups, line-up, line-ups, police line up, police line ups, idiot, idiots, incompetent, incompetence, bad memory, poor memories, forgetfulness, confused, confusion, mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, police, cop, cops, wasting police time, detective, detectives, police investigation, police investigations
"We could put more thought into this. The problem is it would still be us doing the thinking."
'Anyway, to make a long story short, the medical examiner who performed your autopsy was fired.'
"Let me know if you read anything in there about hair."
Tags:barber, barbers, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, hairdo, hairdos, hairstyle, hairstyles, incompetent, incompetence, mistake, mistakes, unprofessional, professionalism, magazine, magazines, advice, need advice, need help, professional, professional, haircut, haircuts, bad haircut, bad haircuts
"You're a Dinosaur, Hargraves, and there's a large asteroid headed for your planet."
Tags:fired, firing, dinosaur, dinosaurs, extinct, extinction, getting fired, canned, can, extinction of the dinosaurs, canning, getting canned, getting the sack, sacking, sacked, ageing, getting old, getting on, getting older, laid off, laid-off, lay off, lay-off, lay offs, incompetent, incompetence, lay-offs, redundancy, made redundant, redundancies, metaphor, metaphors, downsizing, behind the times, out of date, unemployed, unemployment
"First it was no football, now it's no money. I don't think they know what they're doing."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, children, child, son, sons, football, footballers, pocket money, pocket money allowance, allowance, friends, friendship, economy, failing economy, government, government cut backs, government cut backs, failed government, government cut-backs, austerity, end austerity, public services, public service, public service cuts, incompetent, incompetence, incompetency, local services, local services, cuts to local services, local services cuts, government funding, local funding, funding cuts, funding gap, spending cuts, spending cut, sport, sports
"What's your policy on not exactly knowing what you're doing?"
"We had originally planned to bring you along slowly, harper, but instead we're going to fire you."
Tags:fired, rookie, rookies, career ladder, career ladders, firing, getting fired, canned, can, canning, getting canned, getting the sack, sacking, newbie, newbies, incompetence, incompetent, sacked, laid off, laid-off, lay off, starting out, lay-off, lay offs, career ladder, the career ladder, shock, shocks, unfair, unfairness, lay-offs, redundancy, made redundant, redundancies, downsizing, unemployed, unemployment
"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, stand up, stand-up, stand up comedy, stand-up comedy, comedian, comedians, comedy, show business, conservative, conservatives, conservative family, conservative families, conservative view, conservative views, blame, pass the blame, passing the blame, incompetent, incompetence, untalented
"Oh my, your fever's way down."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, death, dead, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpses, fever, fevers, temperature, temperatures, low temperature, body temperature, thermometer, thermometers, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, wait times, waiting, medicare, health insurance, too late, bad nurse, bad nurses, uncaring, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, malpractice, medical malpractice
"Iron Chef, my ass!"
Tags:kitchen, kitchens, restaurant, restaurants, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, food preparation, culinary arts, culinary, burnt, burned, burning, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, show, shows, program, programs, programmes, programme, cooking show, cooking shows, cooking program, cooking programs, cooking programmes, cooking programmes, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence