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"I yelled 'shazam' and there was lightning and a big explosion. They say I was unconcious for two hours."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, superhero, superheros, hero, heros, superpower, superpowers, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, shazam, lightning, unconscious, knocked out, explosion, explosions
"They, like, invented retro."
Tags:history, historical, ancient, greek, greece, pantheon, temple, temples, column, columns, architecture, ruin, ruins, invention, inventions, invented, inventor, inventors, retro, vintage, antique, travel, tourism, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, tourist, tourists, backpacker, backpackers, hipster, hipsters, millennial, millennials, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, dumb
"Iron Chef, my ass!"
Tags:kitchen, kitchens, restaurant, restaurants, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, food preparation, culinary arts, culinary, burnt, burned, burning, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, show, shows, program, programs, programmes, programme, cooking show, cooking shows, cooking program, cooking programs, cooking programmes, cooking programmes, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence
"Oh my, your fever's way down."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, death, dead, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpses, fever, fevers, temperature, temperatures, low temperature, body temperature, thermometer, thermometers, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, wait times, waiting, medicare, health insurance, too late, bad nurse, bad nurses, uncaring, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, malpractice, medical malpractice
"Judgement Day: Division Four"
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, prosecutor, prosecutors, prosecution, defense, defence, defendant, defendants, client, clients, witness, witness, bailiff, bailiffs, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, day in court, justice, chaos, confusion, judgement day, american court system, punishments, sentence, sentences, sentencing, criminal, criminals, media, press, journalist, journalists, reporter, reporters, jury, juries, juror, jurors, murder, murders, homicide, swearing in, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence
"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, tele-marketing, tele-marketer, tele-marketers, cold calling, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, scam, scams, con, cons, fraud, trickery, free, free trip, free trips, cancun, mexico, won, winner, winners, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, cruise, cruises, you've won, gullible, naive, stupid, dumb, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, guard, guards, knight, knights, modern life, too good to be true
"Oh, another thing, …. the wings are strictly decorative."
At The Oblivion Lounge"A double blotto straight up, Dave."
Tags:blotto, very drunk, drunk, drunken, drink, drinks, drinking, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, barmaid, barmaids, alcohol, alcoholic drink, alcoholic beverage, alcoholic drinks, alcoholic beverages, straight up, no ice, incompetent, incompetents, incompetency, oblivion, oblivious, unaware, unconscious, intoxicated, intoxication, intoxicating, drunks, customer, customers, customer service, drinker, drinkers, lounge, lounges, shot, shots, double shot, double shots
"I just can't seem to get the hang of it."
Tags:fishing, fisherman, fishermen, angler, angling, anglers, ice fishing, catch, catches, catching fish, animal, animals, fish, cow, fishing pole, fishing poles, fishing reel, fishing reels, fishing rod, fishing rods, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, useless, hopeless, rare catch, strange catch, rare catches, strange catches, bad fisherman, bad fishermen, bad at fishing
"A general! Goodness gracious, you don't look like a general!"
Tags:military, general, generals, armed forces, soldier, soldiers, officer, officers, uniform, uniforms, introduction, introductions, introduce, introducing, old people, old, young, generations, generation, elder, elders, elderly, old age, age, ages, aging, ageing, rude, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence
"I've been thinking, but I'm going to stop."
"It wasn't voices in my head, ….. It was a radio in my hat!''
"He was my first patient."
Tags:doctor, doctors, doctor's office, doctor's office, clinic, clinics, hospital, hospital, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointment, patient, patients, first patient, dead, death, skull, skulls, bone, bones, medical, medicine, bad doctor, bad doctors, incompetent, incompetence, incompetents, incompetent doctor, incompetent doctors, questionable, malpractice, medical malpractice, health care, healthcare
Tags:firing, fired, unemployment, termination, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, useless, forklift, forklifts, forklift driver, forklift drivers, forklift operator, forklift operators, box, boxes, this side up, following directions, worker, workers, employee, employees, warehouse, warehouses, stacking, job, jobs, working, manager, managers
Dialogue about the relationship.
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, man, men, feelings, wants, needs, clueless, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, sport, sports, baseball, baseball fan, baseball fans, stereotype, stereotypes
Incompetent to Stand Trial
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, drink, drinks, coffee, coffees, cappuccino, cappuccinos, to go, take away, takeaway, takeout, take-out, barista, baristas, insanity plea, insanity pleas, client, clients, defendant, defendants, defense, defence
"Power corrupts—and we're just sitting here."
"I'm really quite comfortable with failure on this level."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, failure, bankruptcy, insolvency, failing, level, levels, comfortable, unsuccessful, underachiever, underachievers, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence
"Something intellectual-I'm presenting a goddam writing award."
Tags:beauty, beauty shop, beauty shops, hair salon, hair salons, hair dresser, hair dressers, hair styles, hair style, hair stylist, hair stylists, cosmetology, cosmetologists, cosmetologist, makeup artist, makeup artists, award, awards, award show, host, hosts, hostess, hostesses, hollywood, awards ceremony, awards ceremonies, intellectual, incompetent, incompetents, unskilled, unprofessional, look smart, dressing smart
"What do you think is wrong with you and what do you think my fee should be?"
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, bill, bills, billing, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, cost, costs, fee, fees, medical billing, lazy, indifferent, uncaring, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, greed, greedy
"Can you hang on a sec? I think I just took another picture of my ear."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, man, men, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, call, calls, calling, technology, camera, cameras, picture, pictures, photo, photos, ear, ears, accident, accidents, accidental, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, modern problem, modern problems, modern life
"Dammit, when will you research people learn that we're running a business here?"
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, researcher, researchers, research, product development, scientist, scientists, flying, floating, discovery, discoveries, useless, pointless, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence
"I'm trying to learn to see things from stupid people's point of view."
Tags:executive, executives, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, idiot, idiots, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, dumb, stupid, arrogant, arrogance, refusal to change, resisting change, point of view, opinion, opinions, stubborn, meeting, meetings, businesswoman, businesswomen
"Is the rabbit cute?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, rabbit, rabbits, meat, cute, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, dumb, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism, question, questions, customer, customers, patron, patrons
"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."
Tags:philosophy, philosophical, philosophical question, philosophical questions existential, existential crisis, exist, existence, existential anxiety, mall, malls, shopping mall, shopping malls, shopping, escalator, escalators, woman, women, parking lot, parking lots, parked car, parked cars, car, cars, parking, lost, confused, anxious, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, useless, bad memory, can't remember, meaning, meaning of life