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'Do I know about incontinence? No I never was good at Geography.'
60's GoGo Girl...Past/60's GoGo Girl...Present.
Incontinental Airlines: 'Okay sir, will that be a window, an aisle or a bathroom seat?'
'I've reached that age where I've given up on Mind Over Matter and am concentrating on Mind Over Bladder.'
"Wish I'd never teamed up with 'Incontinence Boy'..."
'....We may want to consider getting her some of those adult newspapers.'
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Incontinence Hot Line - 'Please hold.'
'Would you stop leaving incontinence leaflets lying about! I've told you, I don't have a problem!'
A snowman offers a melting snowman adult diapers.
'Your Honor, my client is incontinent to stand trail...'
"This was YOUR idea...YOU clean it up!"
A child offers an old man adult diapers in the grocery store.
Tags:generation, generations, generation gap, generation gaps, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, donate, donates, donation, donations, nappy, nappies, sympathy, sympathetic, sympathetic party, sympathetic parties, empathy, empathetic, empathetic party, empathetic parties, awkward, awkwardness, awkward situation, awkward situations, presumptuous, presume, presumes, presumptuousness, incontinent, incontinence, assume, assumes, assumption
'We need nappies for you and nappies for me.'
'We don't have an aggressive sales policy here at McGregor's - We just go with the flow.'
Grandma Dean looked at Bobby. Bobby looked at Grandma Dean. Someone wet the bed, but a confession was not in the cards.
"I think you need to work on your pelvic floor exercises, dear!"
Toilets of Tuscany Tour
Tags:aging, ageing, old age, senior citizen, senior citizens, senior, seniors, retirement tours, retirement tour, retirement, retiring, retire, retires, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, tourist, tourists, toilet, bathroom, potty break, potty breaks, toilets, bathrooms, incontinent, incontinence
'It says here that you'd prefer someone with regular bowel movements..Does it matter if they're involuntary?'
'Hello, incontinence helpline, can you hold?'
'You can deny it till you're blue in the face butyou're definitely incontinent!'
"Yessss!! Today is my lucky day!!!"
"I increase my small pension by working as an expert on selling anti-incontinence products!"
Seniors Snooker Tournament.
Tags:snooker, loo, loos, toilet, toilets, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, incontinence, incontinent, ageing, aging, getting older, getting old, potty break, potty breaks, billiard, billiards, pool, playing pool, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, urination, frequent, frequency