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Voodoo for Today
"I can't talk now."
Tags:office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, phonecall, phonecalls, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchies, office hierarchy, office furniture, office desk, office desks, business call, business calls, inconvenient, inconvenience, bad timing, badly timed, workaholic, workaholics, workaholism
The Home Birth of Venus
Tags:the birth of venus, sandro botticelli, renaissance art, famous paintings, famous art, italian renaissance, art history, art historians, artists, artist, painter, painters, play on words, play on word, hallucination, hallucinations, sleep walking, sleep walker, middle of the night, vision, visions, venus, greek myths, greek mythology, god, gods, greek gods, inconvenience, inconvenient, in the way, bothersome, annoy, annoying, home birth, home birthing, home births
"Can you swim out there and charge my cell?"
Tags:windmill, windmills, wind turbine, wind turbines, turbine, turbines, wind power, charge, charges, charging, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartphones, inconvenient, inconvenience, expectant, expectation, expectations, unrealistic, phone charger, phone chargers, wife, wives, husband, husbands
"I came here to chop you down. Falling in love wasn't part of the plan."
Tags:lumberjack, lumberjacks, logger, loggers, wood cutter, wood cutters, woodcutter, woodcutters, lumber jack, lumber jacks, tree surgeon, tree surgeons, falling in love, in love, romance, romantic, tree, trees, unlikely couple, unlikely couples, romantics, mistake, mistakes, life choices, inconvenient, inconvenience
"It's best to have an appointment but if you want to come by we'll try to get you in."
Tags:appointment, appointments, booking appointments, no appointments, toilet, toilets, office toilet, office toilets, queue for the toilets, queuing for the toilet, queuing for the toilets, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, desperate, desperation, inconvenient, inconvenience, admin, administration, booking, booking in, booking an appointment, booking appointments
"When you add up how much it costs for fuel, supplies, and getting a sitter, it doesn't seem worth it to invade Earth."
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, alien invasion, invading, alien invasions, economy, sensible, realistic, expensive, expenses, fuel price, fuels, invade, invades, babysit, babysitting, earth, disadvantage, disadvantages, cost-benefit, cost-benefit, inconvenience, overly sensible, too sensible, realistically
Leaking washing machine.
Tags:laundry, doing the laundry, dirty washing, chore, chores, household chore, household chores, household task, household tasks, washing machine, washing machines, washer dryer, washer dryers, leak, leaks, puddle, puddles, flood, floods, flooding, disaster, disasters, leaking washing machine, inconvenient, inconvenience
"Unfortunately, a tiny percentage of the drones are opposed to violence."
Tags:modern warfare, modern weapons, drone, drones, conscientious objector, conscientious objectors, pacifist, pacifists, pacifism, anti war, anti-war, flower power, hippy, hippies, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, inconvenient, inconvenience, inconveniences, let down, let downs, let-down, let downs, artificial intelligence, military drone, military drones, unmanned combat aerial vehicle, ucav, combat drone, combat drones, drone strike, drone strikes
Windows are just for show.
"How can you drive a cab in this city and not know where the corner of Reade and Elk is!"
Tags:taxi, taxicab, taxis, cab, cabs, cabbie, cabbies, cabby, direction, directions, as the crow flies, bird, birds, crow, crows, clueless, cluelessness, new york city, new yorker, new yorkers, entitled, entitlement, drive, drives, driver, drivers, inconvenience, inconveniences, taxi driver, taxi drivers
Lanes Closed for the Hell of It
Tags:motorway, motorways, highway, highways, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, road closure, road closures, commute, the commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, motorway traffic, highway traffic, inconvenience, inconveniences, rush hour, rush-hours, driver, drivers, modern life, roadworks, road-works
"I remember when they used to give you stationary cubicles!"
Tags:offices, office workers, office worker, office cubicle, office cubicles, cubicle, cubicle, corporate office, corporate offices, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business people, stationary, inconvenient, inconvenience, impractical, impracticality, ridiculous, budget cuts, budget cut, employee neglect, inconsiderate, financial difficulty, financial difficulties
Moose stuck in tunnel.
"I can fit you in right now if you don't mind sitting on my three o'clock's lap."
Tags:appointment, appointments, diary, diaries, packed diary, packed diaries, full diary, full diaries, busy, busyness, fit you on, fit someone in, fit in, squeeze in, make time, have time, no time, rude, rudeness, inconvenience, inconvenient, businessperson, businesspeople, businessmen, businessman, meeting, meetings, consultation, unprofessional
"No, this is correct - you're both in 28-B. We no longer offer individual seats."
Tags:airline, airlines, airport, airports, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, add-on, add-ons, additional charge, additional charges, hidden fee, hidden fees, seat, seats, seating, cattle car, cattle cars, overcrowd, overcrowded, overcrowding, herd, herds, legroom, leg room, air travel, inconvenient, inconvenience
'You're over-packing your cargo pants again.'
Tags:christmas, christmas time, christmas season, festive season, christmas tree, christmas trees, christmas decoration, christmas decoration, christmas light, christmas lights, inconvenience, inconveniences, bah humbug, scrooge, scrooges, chirstmas mad, christmas obsession, christmas obsessions, christmas fanatic, christmas fanatics, husband and wife, husbands and wives
"Just a damned minute!"
Tags:tv, television, tvs, televisions, mdoern life, modern times, modern attitudes, tv addict, tv addicts, tv addiction, television addict, television addicts, television addiction, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, window cleaner, window cleaners, impatient, impatience, car wash, car window, car windows, inconvenient, inconvenience
"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, traveling, travellers, travellers, travelling, passenger, passengers, delay, delays, delayed, late, inconvenience, voucher, vouchers, service, customer service, death, life, waiting, wait, long waits, redeem, redeemable, courtesy, wasting time, wasted time
Awning for Customer Use Only
Tags:awning, awning, rain, rainstorm, rainstorm, notices, toilet, toilets, cafe toilet, cafe toilets, restaurant toilet, restaurant toilets, customer toilet, customer toilets, inconvenient, inconvenience, stay dry, staying dry, selfishness, selfish, loitering, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, blind obedience
"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."
Tags:survivalist, survivalists, survive, survives, rough it, roughs it, roughing it, live in the woods, living in the woods, woods, cabin, cabins, log cabin, log cabins, fantasy, mansion, mansions, upper class, upper classes, common people, butler, butlers, rich, riches, camp, camps, camping, camper, campers, test yourself, testing yourself, inconvenience, inconveniences, life of luxury, lives of luxury, luxurious, accommodations
"So much for that vintage!"