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Windows are just for show.
"Unfortunately, a tiny percentage of the drones are opposed to violence."
Tags:modern warfare, modern weapons, drone, drones, conscientious objector, conscientious objectors, pacifist, pacifists, pacifism, anti war, anti-war, flower power, hippy, hippies, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, inconvenient, inconvenience, inconveniences, let down, let downs, let-down, let downs, artificial intelligence, military drone, military drones, unmanned combat aerial vehicle, ucav, combat drone, combat drones, drone strike, drone strikes
"How can you drive a cab in this city and not know where the corner of Reade and Elk is!"
Tags:taxi, taxicab, taxis, cab, cabs, cabbie, cabbies, cabby, direction, directions, as the crow flies, bird, birds, crow, crows, clueless, cluelessness, new york city, new yorker, new yorkers, entitled, entitlement, drive, drives, driver, drivers, inconvenience, inconveniences, taxi driver, taxi drivers
Lanes Closed for the Hell of It
Tags:motorway, motorways, highway, highways, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, road closure, road closures, commute, the commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, motorway traffic, highway traffic, inconvenience, inconveniences, rush hour, rush-hours, driver, drivers, modern life, roadworks, road-works
"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."
Tags:christmas, christmas time, christmas season, festive season, christmas tree, christmas trees, christmas decoration, christmas decoration, christmas light, christmas lights, inconvenience, inconveniences, bah humbug, scrooge, scrooges, chirstmas mad, christmas obsession, christmas obsessions, christmas fanatic, christmas fanatics, husband and wife, husbands and wives
"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."
Tags:survivalist, survivalists, survive, survives, rough it, roughs it, roughing it, live in the woods, living in the woods, woods, cabin, cabins, log cabin, log cabins, fantasy, mansion, mansions, upper class, upper classes, common people, butler, butlers, rich, riches, camp, camps, camping, camper, campers, test yourself, testing yourself, inconvenience, inconveniences, life of luxury, lives of luxury, luxurious, accommodations
The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon
Tags:spoof, spoofs, parody, parodies, sarcasm, sarcastic, saint, saints, saintly, modern, modern life, modern world, modernity, tech, technology, religion, religious, religious imagery, sainthood, routine, daily routine, routines, pay it forward, inconvenient, inconvenience, inconveniences, inconvenienced, petty, pettiness, effort, efforts, hard, hard work, do your best
'I hope that is not too much of an inconvenience for you, but I'm desperate to hold on to good teachers.'
'No, you probably won't find what you need and I'm not going to help you look for it!'
To The Sorry For The Inconvenience Department
"Cats! You can't live with them and you can't live without them."
Tags:cat, cats, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat person, cat people, mad cat person, mad cat people, eccentric, eccentrics, cat owner, cat owners, acrobat, acrobats, acrobatics, acrobatic, america, american flag, us flag, acrobatic formation, acrobatic formations, can't live with them can't live without them, inconvenience, inconveniences, inconvenienced
'CLEAR!' ''Please Pardon the Inconvenience as we Remodel the Dental Office.'
"There's an elephant in the room and no zookeeper."
'To save the inconvenience of future muggings would you like to consider the advantages of Direct Debit?'
"I'd better bring in my plants."
Tags:russia, russian, russians, blizzard, blizzards, winter, winters, wintry weather, snow, snows, snowing, bad weather, houseplant, houseplants, plant, plants, plant care, green thumb, green thumbs, gardener, gardeners, gardening, storm, storms, storming, freeze, freezes, freezing, cold snap, cold snaps, inconvenience, inconveniences
Courtesy Highway Obstruction Corporation
"There I go - still writing 'B.C.' on my checks."
Tags:b.c., bc, ad, a.d., birth of christ, greece, rome, ancient, ancients, new year, new years, new year's day, new years day, check, checks, cheque, cheques, wrong date, wrong dates, inconvenience, inconveniences, jesus christ, before christ, time, date, dates, dated, wrong year, wrong years, writing checks, write a check, writing a check
"Next vacation, let's leave the chicken home."
Tags:chicken, chickens, dog, dogs, cat, cats, pet, pets, inconvenience, inconveniences, distraction, distractions, distracting, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, holidaying, vacationing, relax, relaxes, relaxing, poultry, added stress, added stresses, pet sitter, pet sitters, pet sitting, tourist, tourists, tourism, domestic life, domesticated animal, domesticated animals, kennel, kennels, board, boards, boarding, boarding animals, boarding pets
Angels await for their baggage around carousels.
Tags:baggage, baggage claim, luggage, arrival, arrivals, airport, airports, airplane, airplanes, airline, airlines, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, deceased, recently deceased, air travel, dying, dead, afterlife, afterlives, heaven, heavenly, angel, angels, inconvenience, inconveniences, headache, headaches
"I knew I smelled something funny."
Tags:airport, airports, airport security, air travel, air traffic, tsa, tsa agent, tsa agents, hassle, hassles, hassling, crime prevention, inconvenient, inconvenience, inconveniences, air travel, airplane, airplanes, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, traveler, travelers, traveling, traveller, travellers, travelling, prevent crime, prevents crime, preventing crime, security theater, security theatre
Why People hate Cold Calls. . .