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"It's easier to make 'em talk when you just cement the feet."
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"It's dislocated, alright."
The Incorrectness of Santa
Tags:santa, santa claus, incorrect, politically incorrect, political incorrectness, politically correct, role model, role models, bad role model, bad role models, ceo, ceos, sexist, christmas, holiday season, holiday sons, xmas, x-mas, union, unions, workshop, workshops, sweatshop, sweatshops, toys for boys, toys for girls
"I'm sorry, but I can't sell you one until you give me the correct pronunciation."
"I think I'm finally ready to admit that I was non-right."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, admitting your mistakes, admitting you were wrong, incorrect, wrong, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, conceding
"You're supposed to push your envelope from the inside, Conners!"
Tags:jargon, jargons, buzzword, buzzwords, buzz word, buzz words, pushing the envelope, envelope, phrase, phrases, cliche, cliches, clichés, cliché, management, manager, managers, misunderstanding, misunderstood, wrong, incorrect, getting it wrong, irony, ironic, ironies, dramatic irony, order, orders, obedience, obey, obeying, outside the box, thinking, thinking outside the box, typical, businessmen, businessman, modern, modern life, play on words, word play, word-play, ignorant, ignorance, idiom, idioms
'Actually I'm self-taught.'
Tags:music, musics, musical, instrument, instruments, tuba, tubas, horn, horns, brass, self taught, self-taught, conductor, conductors, musician, musicians, idiot, idiots, fool, fools, wrong, wrongness, incorrect, introduce, introduces, introduction, introductions, explain, explains, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"
Tags:pacific rim, perspective, perspectives, perspective shift, perspective shifts, correction, corrections, correcting, geography, geographer, geographers, geography teacher, geography teachers, change of perspective, changes of perspective, round, world, earth, sphere, spheres, arrogance, arrogant, incorrect, pacific, pacific ocean
"I've learned something about you tonight, Alan. You say 'chowmein' when you mean 'lomein'."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, chinese, chinese restaurant, chinese restaurants, food, chinese food, asian food, dining out, eating out, eating dining, noodles, lowmein, chowmein, chow mein, lo mein, name, names, wrong, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, incorrect, relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, learning something new, new information
They say the pen is mightier than the sword.
Tags:death, dying, mortal wound, mortally wounded, weapon, weapons, duel, duels, duelling, dueling, fight, fights, fighting, sword, swords, pen, pens, quill, quills, strength, stabbed, stab, stabbing, wrong, incorrect, the pen is mightier than the sword, adage, adages, figure of speech, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay
"You have logic, I have Roscoe."
Tags:logic, logical, might, mighty, might makes right, muscle, muscles, muscleman, musclemen, muscle man, muscle men, intimidate, intimidates, intimidation, intimidation tactic, intimidation tactics, scare, scares, scaring, frighten, frightens, frightening, incorrect, logical fallacy, logical fallacies
"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."
Tags:satan, satanic, satanic rituals, rituals, occult, cult, cultist, lucifer, witch, witches, black magic, dark magic, demon, demons, demonology, devil, the devil, black mass, black masses, robe, robes, magic, magical, spiritual, spirit, astral, technology, tech, phone, phones, mobile phone, mobile, mobiles, cell, cellphone, cell phone, cell phones, cells, call, called, butt dial, butt dials, butt dialled, serious implications, implications, wrong number, wrong, incorrect, number, pentagram, circle, pentacle
"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, date, dates, dating, wrong, incorrect, mr. right, love, loving, correct, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, infidelity, divorce, divorces, divorcee, divorcees, single, singles, bachelor, bachelors, bachelorette, bachelorettes, forever alone
'What's the point at looking at your side of the argument when it's wrong?'
"Carol, check my appointment book—something's not right."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, appointment, appointments, meeting, meetings, appointment book, appointment books, schedule, timetable, agenda, not right, wrong, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, problem, problems, lost, confused, wrong place, incorrect, incorrect address, incorrect addresses, wrong address, wrong addresses, forest, forests, woods, secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, assistant, assistants, directions, check, double-check
"Why, those aren't my slippers!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, secret, secrets, affair, affairs, extramarital affairs, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, slipper, slippers, wrong, incorrect
"Okay, okay...so the weatherman was right for once."
Tags:rain, rains, rainstorm, rainstorms, storm, storms, weatherman, weathermen, weather man, weather men, prediction, predictions, forecast, forecasts, always wrong, incorrect, preparation, preparations, prepare, prepares, preparing, umbrella, umbrellas, brolly, brollies, assumption, assumptions, assume, assumes, assuming
"This will sell!"
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"It's really none of my business, Montresor, but are you sure you're going about this in the right way?"
Tags:poe, edgar allan poe, cask of amontillado, wall up, walls up, walling up, walled up, mistake, mistakes, mishap, mishaps, accident, accidents, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, incompetent, incompetence, wrong way, incorrect, counterproductive, self-harm, self-harms, self-harming, horror, horror classic, horror classics, horror writer, horror writers, short story, short stories, catacombs, wall off, walls off, walling off, wall, walls, brick wall, brick walls, wine cellar, wine cellars, cellar, cellars, montresor
Yesterday in this space I predicted that the world would come to an end. It did not, however. I regret any inconvenience this may have caused.
Tags:correction, corrections, issue a correction, issuing a correction, prediction, predictions, doomsayer, doomsayers, doom, end of the world, apocalypse, apocalyptic, accountability, accountable, held accountable, wrong, incorrect, guess, guesses, guessing, placard, vagrant, vagrants, crazy person, crazy people
'Well, if it is wrong, that shows that numbers do lie.'
"I've never met anyone like you. You're just wrong about everything."
"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"
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'This just in...a proposed bill in congress claims the first 10 amendments are 'politcally incorrect'.'
"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."