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"The mountain wants four more years, but we have decided to worship the moon."
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election, elections, president, presidential, presidential election, incumbent, incumbents, worship, worships, choice, choices, candidate, candidates, god, gods, primitive, ancestor, ancestors, early religion, democracy, democratic government, caveman, cavemen, early man, australopithecus, hominid, hominids, polytheism, polytheistic'My mom's pregnant. At first I was worried about the competition until I remembered that I was the incumbent.'
'Not only have I never been a Congressman, but I've never even set foot in Washington!'
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politics, political, politician, politicians, government, governments, office, congress, congressman, incumbents, incumbent, campaign, campaigns, election, elections, career, careers, washington, governmental, speech, speeches, rally, rallies, voters, voting'Forget it! - The last time we voted for you, we ended up with a ROCK shortage!'
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job, jobs, work, politician, politicians, political, promise, election, elections, candidate, incumbent, speech, rally, obama, economy, economics, recession, depression, working, pay, income, welfare, stimulus, deficit, national debt, unemployment, employment, unemployed"There's nothing wrong with you, Steve - it's just you're the incumbent."
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wife, leaving, home, husband, fight, marital, problems, argument, deserting, suitcases, reasons, explanations, divorce, divorces, divorcing, marital problem, marital problems, walk out, walks out, walking out, split up, splits up, splitting up, breakup, breakups, breaking up, it's not you, incumbent, incumbents, lame duck, lame ducks, mankoff"No incumbents were harmed in the passage of this stimulus package...."
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politician, politicians, economic stimulus, economic stimuli, economic, economics, economy, vote, votes, voter, voters, election, elections, electorate, electorates, campaign, campaigns, finance minister, finance ministers, treasury, treasuries, package, no animals were harmed, animals, harmed, harm, passage, incumbent, incumbents'If there is office politics going on, then lets make sure the incumbents stay in power.'
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office politics, politics, incumbent, incumbents, profit, profits, success, successes, boss, bosses, company, companies, work, works, president, presidents, power, in charge, meeting, meetings, shareholder, shareholders'Forget it! - The last time we voted for you, we ended up with a ROCK shortage!'
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vote, voters, elections, gridlock, incumbent, gridlocks, desert, incumbents, deserts, political, campaign, politician, politicians, campaigns, campaigner, campaigners, votes, voter, election, electorate, electorates, wilderness, lost, candidate, senate, senates, senator, senators"I feel...I feel...what's this?! I've changed - vote for me and I'll fix things."
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Gridlock Valley
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elections, presidency, president, republican, convention, nomination, white house, politics, democrat, democrat, democrat, republic, campaigning, incumbents, voters, vote, dessert, desert, vote, votes, voter, voters, gridlock, political gridlock, midterm, midterms, incumbent, incumbents, senator, senators, politician, politicians, vote out, voted out"If there is office politics going on, then let's make sure the incumbents stay in power."