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"It's my kids - wishing me a happy Father's Day."
"Let's just hope they're not stock brokers."
"Actually, the attraction wasn't freedom from religious persecution but, rather, the all-you-can-eat buffet."
"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"
"I think my hat hair is pretty bad, but I won't know how bad until spring."
"It's agreed. We'll teach them how to grow corn, but no one says a word about how to beat the house at Black Jack."
"Let's keep it small-just the Pilgrims, the Indians, and the Rosenthals."
"Give your people the secret to growing corm? What are you, a socialist?"
"The white buffalo protects us from evil spirits and brings good fortune in the harvest, but it's almost impossible to keep clean."
Funky Facts: Australia
"Just think. . . one day they'll name national holidays for the both of us!"