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'Chief say he eat to many beans.'
"If you'll excuse me, my adventurous palette is at constant war with my delicate ecosystem of gut bacteria."
"I need something to get rid of gas."
Tags:gas, gas station, gas stations, petrol, petrol station, petrol stations, gas pump, gas pumps, gas trouble, gas troubles, indigestion, indigestion tablet, indigestion tablets, stomach trouble, stomach troubles, stomach bug, stomach bugs, digestion, digestion problem, digestion problems, sensitive stomach, sensitive stomachs
'Does this policy cover heartburn?'
'Just as I suspected... you don't chew your food enough.'
Let's stop at the next exit. We may need an antacid, if I read the sign correctly."
'I can't see a thing. the poisonous gases are covering Uranus.'
Amusing patients: Jingle Bells stomach tune
'Joan's minor case of heartburn seemed rather insignificant considering her current situation'
"Hold right there, matey! You just had your last meal. You're not going anywhere near the water for at least half an hour."
Tags:pirate, privateer, buccaneer, freebooter, marauder, corsair, corsairs, buccaneers, privateers, pirates, piracy, swimmer, swimmers, swimming, swim, swims, pirate ship, pirate ships, walking the plank, walk the plank, pirate captain, pirate captains, prisoner, prisoners, indigestion, tummy ache, tummy aches
'Hold on, Marjorie! I've got something for that bloated feeling you have.'
"I went with the tasting menu."
Anteater: 'OOOO, i don't feel so well.I think i ate too much.'
"It says here you've been experiencing peels of thunderâ�¦"
'...You don't want the heart burn down here.'
Food trucks for spicy food and heartburn relief.
'When they said they had the 'screaming trots' I thought they meant a band!'
'A chicken place is sending a chicken sandwich to near outer space in a hot air balloon."
Chef and restaurant patrons waiting outside clinic.
'Inflation is a national headache... caused by asset indigestion!'
'You know you're getting older when the old 'fire in your belly' is actually acid reflux.
Harold's 'Clown Ministry" was off to a bad start
"I knew Yorick also. He gave me diarrhea."
Tags:shakespeare, hamlet, shakespeares plays, shakespeare's plays, yorick, alas poor yorick, vulture, vultures, scavenger, scavengers, performer, performers, actor, actors, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, diet, healthy eating, diarrhea, diarrhoea, bird of prey, birds of prey, predator, predators, carrion eater, carrion eaters, indigestion, bowl infection, bowl infections, shakespearean actor, shakespearean actors