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"Welcome to orientation."
"There was no hazing involved. We simply beat him up."
The Envelope-America Corporation New Employees' Seminar #1
"Well I hope that gives you a flavour of what the work is about...any questions?"
Thru these portals pass the most important people in the world. Our inductees.
"Be prepared to be hated!"
"It's painful to watch...seeing someones dreams crushed...all their long cherished hopes and expectations dashed!"
Nigel should have realised at the induction, that his future boss was unsympathetic
'Right, I hope that gives you an idea of what the work is about, any questions?'
'I'd like to be the first to welcome you to the company but I've decided not to hire you.'
'Before you enter the warren, I need to give you a full Safety Induction...'
Nigel Should Have Realise At The Induction That His Future Boss Was Unsympathetic
"If I'm not in the Hall of Fame by 41 I'm getting induced."
"All of our door to door cold callers have to go through a rigorous induction process."
"Take it. It's the dress code."
"Right now for your induction. . . the toilets are down there. If you need anything else drop me a line. . ."