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The Department of Lessons Learned...
MJX Corporation: Committed to Excellence and Whatnot.
'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'
"Let me try mine. It's made in China."
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"I have my standards even if they're only industry standards."
"I'm lookin' for a couple of fast guns who ain't afraid to lay down their life. There's no pay, but it'll be a great way to get your name out there."
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'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'
'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'
"Where's the business end of this thing?"
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'They're the ideal temp workers! Easy to train, industrious, punctual... And with a thirteen-day life-span, they conveniently die before collecting a paycheck!'
"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."
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Machine Cog Flower
American inventor Chester Carlson makes the first xerographic copy, and with it, forever changes the nature of workplace humor.
We were asked to insure them against poisoning their guests.
Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther
'But what if the chancellor refuses to cut your tax rate? Will you really take the business overseas?'
'So, how's life among those dark, satanic light industrial units?'
'How's the sponsorship deal going?'
Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.
"Dang. Just a thin ring of wood veneer over cheap particle board."
"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."
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"I'd rather be a huge part of the problem than a tiny part of the solution."
'Detroit will try anything to become profitable again.'
Dummys for Windows.